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So i got rejected today.

Posted 10-27-2010 at 11:20 AM by shaman
Updated 10-27-2010 at 11:25 AM by shaman

I require a hug.

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	Rape her?
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 12:10 PM by OANST

	Rape her.
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 12:15 PM by Wings of Fire

	Ask if you can still be friends. Then rape her.
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 12:19 PM by Daxter King

	Rape her. Then ask if you can still be friends.
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 12:35 PM by Bullet Magnet

	Rape her. Then rape her again. Also, my condolences. I have been rejected twice
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 12:42 PM by Laser

	But seriously, give me a fucking hug.
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 12:44 PM by shaman

	I've never been rejected yet. I'm like some kind of sex god.
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 12:45 PM by Wings of Fire

	Oh well that was bad timing.
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 12:46 PM by Wings of Fire

	Thank you for your KIND WORDS OF WISDOM FUCKING KHJMGKLLLUMYHL;
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 12:47 PM by shaman

	cooldownhug
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 12:50 PM by Wings of Fire

	just yes, man
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 01:14 PM by Chubfish

	u gaiz r so mean hug shaman
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 02:00 PM by enchilado

	Past experience has taught me to make sure you interpretted the whole "rape her" thing as tasteless humour and not actual advice. Sometimes it's necessary to make sure. Astonishingly.
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 02:06 PM by Bullet Magnet

	: Past experience has taught me to make sure you interpretted the whole "rape her" thing as tasteless humour and not actual advice. Run that data again and check for covariate 'Psychosis'.
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 02:14 PM by Wings of Fire

	Raped her yet?
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 04:07 PM by Wil

	: Past experience has taught me to make sure you interpretted the whole "rape her" thing as tasteless humour and not actual advice. Not past experience of my own behaviour i hope.
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 04:19 PM by shaman

	I'm going to go ahead and say "yes".
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 04:59 PM by Bullet Magnet

	I don't think that raping her is the best approach. Shaman needs some attention and affection, so we should all be raping him. : I've never been rejected yet. That's easy when you're too much of a pussy to actually ask someone out...
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 05:04 PM by Nate

	I'll have you know I've asked two people out. I have a 100% record.
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 05:42 PM by Wings of Fire

	I can go two better. The percentage calculations are tricky, though.
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 05:54 PM by Bullet Magnet

	I've never asked anyone out, but I have been asked out twice. By the same person, no less!
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 07:12 PM by enchilado

	: I'll have you know I've asked two people out. I have a 100% record. That's not the way I remember it at the time. I seem to remember you being jumped on and manhandled on at least one of those occassions.
	Posted 10-27-2010 at 07:19 PM by Nate


	Posted 10-28-2010 at 12:03 AM by Mudokon_Master

	If I haven't asked anyone out, does that mean I have a 0% sucess rate?
	Posted 10-28-2010 at 02:58 AM by Phylum

	Zero divided by zero is unsolvable.
	Posted 10-28-2010 at 03:19 AM by Bullet Magnet

	Ask if you can still be friends but with benefits. Then legaly fornicate with her.
	Posted 10-28-2010 at 03:26 AM by moxco

	: Zero divided by zero is unsolvable. 0 divided by 0 is 1 or 0. Anything else divided by 0 is 0 or infinity. That's my view, anyway.
	Posted 10-28-2010 at 04:50 AM by MeechMunchie

	: 0 divided by 0 is 1 or 0. Anything else divided by 0 is 0 or infinity. That's my view, anyway. Since we are talking about mathematics I am comfortable saying with absolute certainty that you are talking absolute bollocks. You don't get a "view" on what is correct and incorrect in mathematics. How absurd!
	Posted 10-28-2010 at 05:10 AM by Bullet Magnet

	: You don't get a "view" on what is correct and incorrect in mathematics. How absurd! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophy_of_mathematics
	Posted 10-28-2010 at 05:15 AM by Wings of Fire

	Chaff.
	Posted 10-28-2010 at 07:12 AM by Bullet Magnet

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