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Posted 02-06-2008 at 03:31 AM by Wings of Fire
Dear Mr Doubtfire
Congratulations; University of Portsmouth has asked us to tell you that it is offering you a place for Psychology with Criminology, C8M9; starting in September 2008 at point of entry 1.
The conditions of the offer are:

This offer is subject to you obtaining

300 points from 3x6 unit awards with a minimum of

100 points from A level Psychology

I


Dear Mr Doubtfire
Congratulations; Lancaster University has asked us to tell you that it is offering you a place for Psychology, C800; starting in October 2008 at point of entry 1.
The conditions of the offer are:

This offer is subject to you obtaining

GCE A level
Grades ABB

or an equivalent combination of grades

PWN


Dear Mr Doubtfire
Congratulations; University of Glasgow has asked us to tell you that it is offering you a place for Psychology, C801; starting in September 2008 at point of entry 1.
The conditions of the offer are:

This offer is subject to you obtaining

GCE A level
Grades ABB

This is a changed course code offer as you do not have

any Science based subjects for the Faculty of Science

- we have offered you Psychology within the Faculty of Arts

ASS


Dear Mr Doubtfire
Your application is no longer being considered by The University of York for Psychology, C800 because either they have decided not to offer you a place or your application has been withdrawn. The reason is given below.
Your application has been unsuccessful
York can go burn in a fire.
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MA's Avatar
what, your going into Psychology? does that consist of estimating what people's motives are or what their thinking at one point in time?
Posted 02-06-2008 at 06:07 AM by MA

Zozo the Zrilufet's Avatar
THIS. IS. AWESOOOOME! Glaaasgow, (Plays music). Its still a long drive to Aberdeen that takes all day, I know from sitting in the car...But it is still winful 8D. (Burns York)
Posted 02-06-2008 at 06:49 AM by Zozo the Zrilufet

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I am shocked no-ones made any comments about my name yet. They're usually ten a penny.
Posted 02-06-2008 at 09:23 AM by Wings of Fire

Hobo's Avatar
Why arn't you applying to King's College London?

I got offers from all my unis, except UCL which I withdrew from.

I had to get in through clearing in the end but got on my first choice course and uni so who cares.

PS. I pwn more
Posted 02-06-2008 at 09:41 AM by Hobo

Salamander's Avatar
Congrats Mrs Doubtfire.
Posted 02-06-2008 at 06:28 PM by Salamander

Wil's Avatar
I looked at Glasgow when picking unis, but the city was so filthy it put me right off.

I got seven offers. Seven out of six. (One was a double offer, but my wording makes me sound more awesome).

Very congratulationment upon you, Mr Doubtfire! May your Psychologing take you to a desirable university.
Posted 02-07-2008 at 01:02 AM by Wil

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Thank you very much Max, Hobo i didn't chose your uni because its lack of a uber psychology course and Salamander I suggest you go take a nice holiday in York.
Posted 02-07-2008 at 05:33 AM by Wings of Fire

Hobo's Avatar
Congrats anyway, psychology is missions to get in for.
Posted 02-07-2008 at 08:45 AM by Hobo

Laser's Avatar
are you played by Robin Williams?
Posted 02-07-2008 at 12:45 PM by Laser

Wings of Fire's Avatar
No and I also very rarely set my tits on fire.
Posted 02-07-2008 at 01:10 PM by Wings of Fire

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
PSYCHOLOGY IS A LIE CREATED BY ZENU, DON'T BELIEVE THIS MAN!
Posted 02-07-2008 at 04:18 PM by Mac Sirloin

Salamander's Avatar
I'll have you know that I went to York in 2006.
Posted 02-07-2008 at 06:09 PM by Salamander

Leto's Avatar
I'll have you know that I just did a lot of walking and now have sweaty balls
Posted 02-07-2008 at 07:08 PM by Leto

Zozo the Zrilufet's Avatar
Eeewwww. Joe wants to see his girlfriend in Aberdonia, hence the picking of Glasgow. Glasgow streets look funny, one I went to had a carpark and no roads.
[Alcar]Haha, I blow your cover, I wun.[/Alcar]

[Hobo]Eh?[/Hobo]
Posted 02-07-2008 at 11:03 PM by Zozo the Zrilufet
Updated 02-07-2008 at 11:08 PM by Zozo the Zrilufet

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Joe is picking a uni for many different reasons and it may be that his travels lead him to Glasgow and it may be that one factor influencing this is his love life. You disclose far too much information about other people over the internet.
Posted 02-08-2008 at 05:07 AM by Wings of Fire

Salamander's Avatar
How does Zozo know that about you?
Posted 02-08-2008 at 01:26 PM by Salamander

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Because she's one of my best friends. End topic.
Posted 02-08-2008 at 01:35 PM by Wings of Fire

Zozo the Zrilufet's Avatar
Hobo edited me 8(, I also know where Josephine lives by address....Must...Not...Disclose...Personnal...Information...
Posted 02-10-2008 at 11:20 PM by Zozo the Zrilufet

Hobo's Avatar
I edited no one. Stop making up shit you idiot.
Posted 02-11-2008 at 11:28 AM by Hobo

Zozo the Zrilufet's Avatar
8( Take it back or I feel emo(er), I thought it was you because of the hobo code....I blame Joe >8(.
Posted 02-12-2008 at 08:10 AM by Zozo the Zrilufet

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I changed nothing >.< Please stop arguing.
Posted 02-12-2008 at 08:27 AM by Wings of Fire

 

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