The shaminator
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Shaman the outlaw - I got into trouble today.
Posted 10-07-2010 at 12:43 PM by shaman
Updated 10-07-2010 at 12:45 PM by shaman
I get out of college and walk to the shop i know to apply for a weekend job. Didn't happen. No biggy i'll try next year when i can five days a week. Anyway, strolling to the bus stop to get home, i realise i hevent got any money to pay for the bus. I'm fucking skint. Now, i couldn't get in contact with anyone, and as i realise i could be spending a long while in the city centre, an evil grin spattered across my lips.
(Seriously, i'm tired i hadn't eaten i had a shit ton of homework to do, don't judge me)
I pull a small peice of paper out of my pocket . It looks like a bus card. So far so good. The bus rolls into the stop, and i get on, bypass the driver with relative ease and go to the card machine next to him, you put the card in, you here a "Ding" you take a seat. Now i didn't have a card but nobody notices, i pretend (With some convincing mundane casualness) to get my card stamped.
Thinking i've gotten away with it, i walk towards the stairs to the second floor.
"OI! JUST A MINUTE!"
Fuck.
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