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NIGHTMARE!!

Posted 08-29-2010 at 09:35 PM by abe619
So guys i had this nightmare today while taking a nap, we made an odd-tour, i went to it, and for some reason nate talked to me and told me he wants to say something in private, so me and him walked to a dark alley some close to most of u ppl from the forums, and guess what happened in the dark alley.......

I GOT RAPED BY OUR BANHAMMER!!!!
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Pilot's Avatar
So what, the banhammer is just full of air.


EDIT: Oh, but Nate isn't. He's full of Brainmeats.
Posted 08-29-2010 at 10:00 PM by Pilot

Daxter King's Avatar
Was his ban hammer cut or uncut?
Posted 08-29-2010 at 10:01 PM by Daxter King

Pilot's Avatar
Dude, a rape dream. Awesome!
Posted 08-29-2010 at 10:02 PM by Pilot

abe619's Avatar
no it's the total opposite of that, if i get raped i wanna get raped by a gal, not exactly rape but u know that domination thingie is kinda common these days.
EDIT: @ DaxterKing: didn't see it man all i see that i entered a dark alley where i saw nothing but then felt something awful up my ass, but the i punched the dude so hard, i turned his glasses to lenses
Posted 08-29-2010 at 10:27 PM by abe619
Updated 08-29-2010 at 10:29 PM by abe619

Pilot's Avatar
Ah right, a gal with a strap-on.

As I suspected you're a straight-up closet case. It's okay, really.
Posted 08-29-2010 at 10:29 PM by Pilot

abe619's Avatar
what's that?
Posted 08-29-2010 at 10:30 PM by abe619

Pilot's Avatar
What? A strap-on or a closet case?
Posted 08-29-2010 at 10:30 PM by Pilot

abe619's Avatar
forget it.

EDIT: now that i used wikipedia (thank god for that thing), it is 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% not a closet case, i am straight.
Posted 08-29-2010 at 10:44 PM by abe619

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Figure 1: Strap-on



Figure 2: Closet case
Posted 08-29-2010 at 10:48 PM by Sekto Springs

Pilot's Avatar
999999999999999999999% of people who hate gay behavior so vehemently are themselves covering up some degree of latent homosexuality.
Posted 08-29-2010 at 10:52 PM by Pilot

Pilot's Avatar
It's okay man, we all know.
Posted 08-29-2010 at 10:53 PM by Pilot

Sekto Springs's Avatar
99.9999999999999999999 percent?
So you admit 00.00000000000000000001% of you is totally gay.

Oh wait, there was no decimal. Well thats just silly.
Posted 08-29-2010 at 10:55 PM by Sekto Springs

abe619's Avatar
i am not gay, nor do i have anything against gay ppl.
Posted 08-29-2010 at 11:04 PM by abe619

Pilot's Avatar
Well, this is new. Have you turned over a new leaf?
Posted 08-29-2010 at 11:18 PM by Pilot

abe619's Avatar
i never had anything against gay ppl, they are just aren't my favorite, i once had a friend i discovered that he is gay, and he tried to show his attraction to me, that's y kinda hate them but i am not that kinda person that treats a certain type of ppl in some way because they all have something in common, that's the main reason y we muslims have a bad rep, one stupid criminal killed some thousand ppl, and now in most ppl's head we are like "halalallalalalalalaaaa, i kill you!!!".
so the fact that nate is openly gay won't change my opinion about him as one of the best ppl on the OWF.
Posted 08-29-2010 at 11:30 PM by abe619

Nate's Avatar
I have something against gay people quite regularly.
Posted 08-29-2010 at 11:53 PM by Nate

abe619's Avatar
??????
Posted 08-29-2010 at 11:54 PM by abe619

OANST's Avatar
IT'S HIS PENIS EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 08-30-2010 at 12:34 PM by OANST

Carnix's Avatar
Thank fuck OANST is here. I would never have got that.
Thankyou OANST!
Posted 08-30-2010 at 01:08 PM by Carnix

OANST's Avatar
That's what I'm here for.
Posted 08-30-2010 at 01:15 PM by OANST

abe619's Avatar
yes that's y.
this nightmare it just pissed me off, i got raped for god sake.
Posted 08-30-2010 at 02:57 PM by abe619

Sekto Springs's Avatar
You were raped in a dream, get over it.
Wait until you have the one where you're fucking your mom.
Posted 08-30-2010 at 11:07 PM by Sekto Springs

abe619's Avatar
i did have it ages ago......
Posted 08-30-2010 at 11:37 PM by abe619

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Posted 08-30-2010 at 11:39 PM by Sekto Springs

abe619's Avatar
oh yeaaaaah???
Posted 08-30-2010 at 11:43 PM by abe619

 

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