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MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD IS A LIE

Posted 08-03-2010 at 02:38 PM by Nemo
THE CUL-DE-SAC IS PURGATORY AND ALL THE CHILDREN ARE DEAD.

GARFIELD IS A STARVING CAT USING HIS IMAGINATION AS A COPING MECHANISM

NONE OF THE MARIO GAMES ARE REAL, THEY'RE EITHER MOVIES, POP-UP BOOKS, OR PLAYS

ASH WAS IN A COMA THE ENTIRE TIME

CALVIN DIED IN A SLEDDING ACCIDENT

TOM AND JERRY ARE BRITISH AND GERMAN SOLDIERS

STAR WARS IS THE DREAMWORLD OF A RAPE VICTIM PLAYING WITH DOLLS FROM A PSYCHIATRIST

GOD DAMN IT FUCK YOU 4CHAN
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Daxter King's Avatar
Old.
Posted 08-03-2010 at 02:50 PM by Daxter King

I am honestly having a bit of a breakdown here.
Posted 08-03-2010 at 02:51 PM by Nemo

OANST's Avatar
I am honestly jerking off to the thought of Star Wars rape.
Posted 08-03-2010 at 03:28 PM by OANST

Nate's Avatar
Jabba raping Leia?
Posted 08-03-2010 at 06:06 PM by Nate

Alf Shall Rise's Avatar
Leia raping Jabba
Posted 08-03-2010 at 07:01 PM by Alf Shall Rise

Wings of Fire's Avatar
So how is this funny again?
Posted 08-03-2010 at 11:56 PM by Wings of Fire

Josh's Avatar
:
NONE OF THE MARIO GAMES ARE REAL, THEY'RE EITHER MOVIES, POP-UP BOOKS, OR PLAYS
Super Mario Bros. 1 was real. 2 was a dream and 3 was a play.
Posted 08-04-2010 at 02:21 AM by Josh

Wil's Avatar
What cul-de-sac and what children?
Posted 08-04-2010 at 02:29 AM by Wil

Alf Shall Rise's Avatar
From Ed, Edd n Eddy I believe.
Posted 08-04-2010 at 07:02 AM by Alf Shall Rise

OANST's Avatar
Ed, Edd, and Eddy is the finest television program ever made.
Posted 08-04-2010 at 07:41 AM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
No way man

Powerpuff Girls
Posted 08-04-2010 at 12:08 PM by Wings of Fire

Alf Shall Rise's Avatar
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Posted 08-04-2010 at 12:11 PM by Alf Shall Rise

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Tough call

But the Powerpuff Girls was just so much cooler
Posted 08-04-2010 at 12:27 PM by Wings of Fire

Alf Shall Rise's Avatar
Dexter's Lab?
Posted 08-04-2010 at 12:29 PM by Alf Shall Rise

OANST's Avatar
No. It's definitely the combination of Courage and Ed, Edd, and Eddy. That's a fucking power hour, right there.
Posted 08-04-2010 at 12:48 PM by OANST

 

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