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R.I.P. Simon Clair 1992-2010

Posted 06-24-2010 at 07:06 PM by Mac Sirloin

Hello Oddworld Forums.. My name is Jillian Clair, I am Simon's (or kastere, to his internet friends) sister. As some of you may know, my brother died last week of a Brain Aneurysm; It was very sudden and unexpected for our family. The funeral is on Monday, June 28th.

It's ...difficult to explain this, but Simon kept list of post mortem requests pertaining to his toy collection, various possession and his membership on this Internet Forum. I do not have it with me at the moment so all I can do is paraphrase:.
"I want the people on a forum I go to to know if I die. My account name is Kastere (we needed Simon's friend Jordan to suggest 'Mac Sirloin, as the former did not work..) and my password is .......
Please tell them how, when and if applicable, why I died."

We're currently going over his email contacts and several people on Xbox Live who he was somewhat close with. please try to avoid communicating with us if you see him Online.

Thank you
Jillian Clair

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	Yeah, she generally won't even use the mic. Or she keeps it muted. She's developing some serious skills though. She's actually excited about the fact that I preordered Reach and Crackdown 2.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 10:21 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	I'll probably pick up Crackdown 2 later this year on the cheap, Reach I will have day one. Still trying to stop myself from getting the Legendary edition.
	Posted 06-25-2010 at 10:26 PM by Daxter King

Why don't you just fuck off then, if you find this place so boring? You're the only goddamn person complaining about it lately.

Jesus, lighten up Nate. I'm surprised you'd find my jocular passive aggressive griping to be such a stone around your neck. Sor-ry.

As for Mac's little rouse, I don't think it's worth banning him. The joke was in bad taste, yeah, but even a temp ban seems extreme. Surely an infraction would be enough?

Posted 06-25-2010 at 10:53 PM by Sekto Springs

Updated 06-25-2010 at 11:24 PM by Sekto Springs

	You're a rouse. Everyone's a rouse. Ban mac. This place is boring.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 12:36 AM by Pilot

Jesus, lighten up Nate. I'm surprised you'd find my jocular passive aggressive griping to be such a stone around your neck. Sor-ry.

It's not a stone. It's just irritating, like a pimple in the middle of my back.

As for Mac's little rouse, I don't think it's worth banning him. The joke was in bad taste, yeah, but even a temp ban seems extreme. Surely an infraction would be enough?

Speaking of which... Jesus, lighten up Sekto. I'm surprised you find my jocular passive aggressive talk of banning so offensive. If I were going to ban him, I'd do it. I wouldn't discuss it in advance.

Posted 06-26-2010 at 12:39 AM by Nate

	I can't win. I still think you're being a weenie though, Nate. Weenie.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 01:46 AM by Sekto Springs

	I don't think this blog is in any way better than the threads we have going on. In fact, I find this blog in such a poor taste that I'd rather do without all this. I mean, it's not like the comments were interesting or anything, and joking about being dead like this just isn't funny... :-/
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 04:17 AM by T-nex

	: It's not a stone. It's just irritating, like a pimple in the middle of my back. HAH
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 07:06 AM by Pilot

	: It's not a stone. It's just irritating, like a pimple in the middle of my back. If you have a gf/bf, you could have them pop it for you.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 10:59 AM by T-nex

	: If you have a gf/bf, you could have them pop it for you. I'm never doing this for you.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 11:22 AM by Sekto Springs

	Why? Dorian pops my occasional ingrown hairs and zits with great relish. It's called love. Try it out some time.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 12:14 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	I believe that's called... My heart is simply two sizes too small.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 12:18 PM by Sekto Springs

	Your heart isn't the only thing too small.....
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 12:33 PM by Daxter King


	Posted 06-26-2010 at 12:42 PM by Sekto Springs

	His nose, oddly enough, looks like an upside down and over sized head of a penis from the front.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 01:22 PM by Daxter King

	Ugh, ew. It does.
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 02:57 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	: If you have a gf/bf, you could have them pop it for you. That is currently in a state of ambiguity. Ask me again in a couple of days. sadface
	Posted 06-26-2010 at 06:24 PM by Nate

	There, there, Nate =( pats back
	Posted 06-27-2010 at 03:20 AM by T-nex

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