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o1 - Homo Estatius

Posted 05-31-2010 at 06:15 AM by STM
Upon landing on this planet, I note that there seems to be one predominant species that has braced it's industrialism and now is in phase one of intelligence - They construct rudimentary feats of technology and architecture that, is currently in the process of re-constructing their atmosphere to be CO2 rich, presumably to better suit their needs. Although humans don't seem to be natural swimmers.

Specifically, I landed in an area known as Watford (pronounced Wha-f,d) I encountered a few humans clothed in attire fit for someone trekking an expanse of cold desert, they where grunting in a regular manner which I presume is some sort of basic language,. They where also smoking from sticks erected from holes in their faces, this isn't something that occurs in all humans therefore, I name this subspecies Homo Estatius, after the areas back on Mars we use to keep those that lack high intelligence in.
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Dixanadu's Avatar
Yeah, a Chav. Har de har.
Posted 05-31-2010 at 06:25 AM by Dixanadu

Wil's Avatar
I have an estate. What are you trying to say?
Posted 05-31-2010 at 06:29 AM by Wil

MA's Avatar
whatchu tryin' to say, bruv?
Posted 05-31-2010 at 08:22 AM by MA

MeechMunchie's Avatar
GEET OFF MOI ESTAERT
Posted 05-31-2010 at 11:58 AM by MeechMunchie

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
The correct term for such a subspecies would be Homo sapiens estatius. Note the italics, and that only the genus is capitalised.
Posted 05-31-2010 at 03:29 PM by Bullet Magnet

enchilado's Avatar
Oh, you!
Posted 05-31-2010 at 04:00 PM by enchilado

STM's Avatar
It's not me, it's the little alien that took over my computer! HE THINKS I'M SLEEPING!!!!!
Posted 06-01-2010 at 12:00 AM by STM

Dixanadu's Avatar
An extraterrestrial or a foreigner?
Posted 06-02-2010 at 04:01 AM by Dixanadu

 






 
 
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