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I have just eaten a pencil.

Posted 05-23-2010 at 01:14 PM by shaman
Sat there, unconciously chewing a pencil as you do when you have nothing else to do (or is it just me) After about, oh i don't know, half an hour? i looked down to realise i had been chewing and swallowing absent mindedly until the pencil was more than half gone. And i was astounded. I even chewed off the metal end holding the eraser at the top and it now lies twisted on my desk. Without even realising it.

So yeah. I have just eaten a pencil.
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Havoc's Avatar
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted 05-23-2010 at 01:21 PM by Havoc

Daxter King's Avatar
Eating that pencil wasn't the write decision.
Posted 05-23-2010 at 01:34 PM by Daxter King

Ridg3's Avatar
This blog just has no point...
Posted 05-23-2010 at 01:39 PM by Ridg3

slig# 5719's Avatar
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This blog just has no point...
That was rather blunt
Posted 05-23-2010 at 02:20 PM by slig# 5719

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Eat a pencil on purpose and get back to me.
Posted 05-23-2010 at 02:44 PM by Sekto Springs

enchilado's Avatar
My word, Shaman, that sounds to have been an e-rasing adventure! I wonder what lead you to do something like that.
Posted 05-23-2010 at 04:48 PM by enchilado

Wil's Avatar
What conclusions can we draw from this?
Posted 05-24-2010 at 12:20 AM by Wil

MeechMunchie's Avatar
What a graphitening occurence. There you were, nib-ling away... And suddenly, gone, without a trace...

Don't look at me like that.

You used all the good ones. I can't help it if mine are a bit sketchy.
Posted 05-24-2010 at 05:02 AM by MeechMunchie

enchilado's Avatar
They're not just sketchy, they're drawnright terrible. You'll have to have to sharpener-p a bit if you want to get by with puns in this world. Come on, there are plenty more!

I don't want to have to do-id-all myself (Doodle, get it? Doodle? Do-it-all? Oh, never mind).
Posted 05-24-2010 at 05:29 AM by enchilado

Ridg3's Avatar
Ench...that post is like his pencil...hard to swallow.
Posted 05-24-2010 at 06:27 AM by Ridg3

Wil's Avatar
I had a really awesome, fantastic one, but a fraction of a second before I posted it, I realized the chump above me had actually already done it. Word for fucking word.
Posted 05-24-2010 at 06:35 AM by Wil

MA's Avatar
that thieving chump. i reckon its banning time.
Posted 05-24-2010 at 08:02 AM by MA

OddjobAbe's Avatar
Horrible Bastards. Disgusting little ticks, they are.
Posted 05-24-2010 at 08:03 AM by OddjobAbe

Ridg3's Avatar
Yeah...that thieving cunt needs erasing from this forum.
Posted 05-24-2010 at 10:01 AM by Ridg3

MeechMunchie's Avatar
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You'll have to have to sharpener-p a bit
I approve of this.

The forms of these puns are starting to get splintered.
Posted 05-24-2010 at 10:24 AM by MeechMunchie

OANST's Avatar
You should call a therapist. See if he can pencil you in.
Posted 05-24-2010 at 10:28 AM by OANST

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Yes, quick-sharp. I draw the line at ignoring this problem. It was a very close shave.
Posted 05-24-2010 at 10:44 AM by MeechMunchie

OANST's Avatar
I don't know. He may be too worn down. Do you think he will get the point?
Posted 05-24-2010 at 10:47 AM by OANST

OddjobAbe's Avatar

00:37
Posted 05-25-2010 at 07:32 AM by OddjobAbe

 

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