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but we say 'pop down to the shops' and shit. surely that's worth something?

or 'going down town', and i don't mean the police station Mr. Americana.

Going downtown hasn't meant going to jail for a long time.

oh. well, i don't know America as well as i thought i did.

Eat my spotted dick, you fucking Red Coat.

Mmmm.

we promise to hold back and give you a chance to get in the next world war ON TIME. promise.

Can't argue with that one. Huge fuck up on our part.

Hey, why don't you go build some empires and then abandon them, creating some of the most dangerous regimes in the world in the process? HMMMMMM?

FINE

This blog isn't about my house anymore, is it?

It'd be much improved by a union jack.

WORST FUCKING SUPER HERO EVER.

There was a flag stand screwed into the one of the beams of the porch. I took it down.

But you could have flown a pirate flag. Or a pastafarian flag. Same difference at this point.

The house would look pretty sweet with the jolly roger adangling from it.....

Sorry, Britain seems to be unable to find anywhere to colonise that America isn't already failing at.

DON'T GET INVOLVED IN THIS IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU

Aah, why don't you just find something the Canadians or French did and claim credit for it?

Also,

CAPTAIN BRITAIN AWAAAYYY


This guy was clearly invented by a Brit with a sense of humour. He lives in a castle and is descended from King Arthur, for Christ's sake.

I hear tell you guys have a black president. We leave for a few centuries, and look what happens...

Captain Britian! The only super hero to be taken less seriously than Union Jack. Captain America would shit in his mouth. You don't fuck with Steve.

Captain Britain was awesome because Alan Moore wrote for him and I have that collection.

The end.

Great. Now I have even less respect for Alan Moore. Didn't think it was possible.

I love it when people deride things they've never seen/watched/played. It makes me feel so happy inside.

Me too!

Me three!

Nobody likes you.

But in all fairness, it's not as if I'm unfamiliar with Captain Britain or Alan Moore. I read me some comic books when I was a strapping young lad.

Me too!

Wait... doesn't everyone in Britain live in castles?

Only in England.