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The Cuntstodian III: Final Chapter

Posted 05-09-2010 at 06:44 PM by Mac Sirloin

16 Hours.

Seven.

Seven.

Two.

That's what I need to graduate.

Two and a half days.

Monday.

Tuesday.

Wednesday.

And then that's it, no more High School. No more fucking bullshit-ass-cock-shit-cunt-goddamn-crapsucking-pisswallowing-dickwhittling-Catholic High School Administration farting a bunch of false tripe down my throat, no more dumbfuck classmates trying to make a pissing contest out of everything. No more insipid fuckstains texting in the middle of a conversation. No more of that bullshit social ladder that I thought I'd scuttled a solid way up in grade 9, only to have it explode in my face when someone got self conscious. No more god damn deadlines.

It's almost over.

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	Yay, you almost did it!
	Posted 05-09-2010 at 06:55 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	Get ready for college, because it includes most of what you listed! Only if you go to college, I dont know your plans
	Posted 05-09-2010 at 08:47 PM by Daxter King

	: No more god damn deadlines. My, how naïve we are.
	Posted 05-09-2010 at 09:47 PM by Pilot

	See if you can get expelled in the next two and a bit days.
	Posted 05-09-2010 at 10:41 PM by Nate

	Oh, hey, when I said 'we' I actually meant just you.
	Posted 05-09-2010 at 10:46 PM by Pilot

	Cool story
	Posted 05-10-2010 at 02:58 AM by Taco

	: Cool story Burn in hell, mindless meme spouting drone.
	Posted 05-10-2010 at 03:18 AM by Wings of Fire

	@Daxter King: Yeah, but not next year. Next year I'm going to work and save my money up. @Pilot I mean for now. @ Nate no
	Posted 05-10-2010 at 04:10 AM by Mac Sirloin

	great stuff. i bet it'll feel like a weight lifted once you do get the fuck out of there for good.
	Posted 05-10-2010 at 07:40 AM by MA Updated 05-10-2010 at 08:09 AM by MA

	Congratulations on finishing up the days that you will forever remember as the best days of your life. Seriously though, Congrats.
	Posted 05-10-2010 at 10:18 AM by OANST

	: Congratulations on finishing up the days that you will forever remember as the best days of your life. Really? I remember high school as being a shithole in comparison to later life.
	Posted 05-11-2010 at 06:10 PM by Nate

	What the Jew guy said.
	Posted 05-11-2010 at 07:24 PM by Wings of Fire

	Yeah, what that Jew said. Alcar...
	Posted 05-11-2010 at 09:18 PM by Alcar

	He was joking. OANST and I had somewhat similar experiences in highschool.
	Posted 05-12-2010 at 03:55 AM by Mac Sirloin

	I honestly don't understand why you're not incredibly popular. I wish I would have had a fucking weirdo like you to pal around with in high school. None of my friends ever wanted to discuss potatoes.
	Posted 05-12-2010 at 08:49 AM by Disgruntled Intern

Being in co-op five days a week is a factor, and given I started doing co-op 2/3's of the way through grade 10 I didn't have time to really meat all the people I could have. I did make a lot of friends in those first two years, but I never got into the habit of keeping in touch with them.

I'm also pretty jaded to people my age. I don't share many of the same interests that they do and really cannot give a fuck about their petty dilemmas.

Posted 05-13-2010 at 03:49 AM by Mac Sirloin

Updated 05-13-2010 at 04:09 AM by Mac Sirloin

	Yeah, I would have liked you. Not that I don't. But it's the internet. So you know.
	Posted 05-13-2010 at 07:06 AM by Disgruntled Intern

	We probably wouldn't have gotten along if we went to high school together. But then I got along with very few people when I was in high school.
	Posted 05-13-2010 at 07:24 AM by OANST

	I am making the mistake of thinking that I was then who I am now, which I wasn't. Anyway, who the fuck are you talking to? Hopefully not me because I don't even like you now ya JERK
	Posted 05-13-2010 at 08:04 AM by Disgruntled Intern

	I would have got on with Kastere gloriously if we went to the same school Or lived in the same country.
	Posted 05-13-2010 at 09:02 AM by shaman

	I was talking to Kastere, but we probably wouldn't have gotten along either. But like you said, we are very different people from what we were.
	Posted 05-13-2010 at 09:02 AM by OANST

I just got off the phone with one of my friends from school, he and a few others are going come over to my house for lunch since I'll be in.

I probably would've gotten along with you in that "In my mind everybody simultaneously likes me and despises me" type of thinking I had the first year.

I should write a blog about Grade 8 Graduation and my first few months of High School, that shit was unbelievable.

Posted 05-13-2010 at 12:06 PM by Mac Sirloin

	Okay, so today is my very last-ass day.
	Posted 05-14-2010 at 02:51 AM by Mac Sirloin

	RIG BOMBS
	Posted 05-14-2010 at 05:30 AM by MA

	Recreate the final scene of 'Animal House'. Or drive a truck through the front wall. Do something absurd and dramatic.
	Posted 05-14-2010 at 09:29 AM by MeechMunchie

It's a good thing I didn't do any of those things, since The Elementary school I co-op at basically showered my with love today.
Here's what I was given:
-An ENORMOUS card with multiple pages signed by every single person at the school.
-A card from the Grade 5 class, a set of good safety gloves and a toolbox.
-A ten dollar gift card to Tim Hortons from two teachers.
-20$ cash from the Grade 2 Class
-a 25$ Gift card for our local movie theater.
-And a ton of "WE'LL MISS YOU" cards signed by various classes.

I'm so happy.

Posted 05-14-2010 at 11:58 AM by Mac Sirloin

	If only they knew that you were secretly crushing their Robert Pattinson dreams.
	Posted 05-14-2010 at 12:02 PM by OANST

	safety gloves and a toolbox? fuck England, i'mma school in Canada.
	Posted 05-15-2010 at 02:26 AM by MA

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