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Church of Christ, Scientist

Posted 05-05-2010 at 06:52 AM by Mac Sirloin

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Scientist

I thought that these people were prious Christians who believed in current medicines and the necessity of modern medicine.

Which they are pretty much the opposite of.

Dang.

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	Idiotic, even apart from the bit about them not believing Jesus was God, without which Christianity doesn't fit together. As a Christian, I believe God gave us medicine to heal our sicknesses, so refusing it is refusing the healing you've been asking God for. It's like a man starving to death asking someone to give him food, so they give him an apple and he throws it away and asks for an orange.
	Posted 05-05-2010 at 07:41 AM by Splat

	I am a scientist, and I will heal you with prayer. Watch my science in action.
	Posted 05-05-2010 at 07:42 AM by OANST

	I agree with Splat. If God didn't want us to discover medicine he would have made us elves.
	Posted 05-05-2010 at 08:18 AM by Wings of Fire

	LOL, there's one of those places in Carson City near the Rez. Doesn't make any sense to me.
	Posted 05-05-2010 at 08:37 AM by Pilot

	What's awesome is when Doctors petition extreme cases and patients become wards of the state and have to get medical treatment despite their beliefs. It only happens with minors, but it's still pretty fucking rad.
	Posted 05-05-2010 at 10:02 AM by Disgruntled Intern

	Um, just watched OANST's faith healing video. It looks like that guy is getting pretty physical with those poor followers!
	Posted 05-05-2010 at 10:22 AM by Pilot

	Yeah. Reverend Chokeslam is his name, casting demons out is his game.
	Posted 05-05-2010 at 10:33 AM by Disgruntled Intern

	press triangle + circle to cast out demons. hold square to smite sinners.
	Posted 05-05-2010 at 12:19 PM by MA

	Everyone should aspire to be the man in the video, you get to mess with people's minds, then slap them around. What could be better?
	Posted 05-05-2010 at 12:26 PM by slig# 5719

	Control man's sex and you control his mind. The religions have it right.
	Posted 05-05-2010 at 12:56 PM by Pilot

	so in other words, grab him by the balls and he'll follow you?
	Posted 05-05-2010 at 12:58 PM by MA Updated 05-05-2010 at 01:02 PM by MA (BY the balls. BY.)

	Works for my wife.
	Posted 05-05-2010 at 01:07 PM by Disgruntled Intern

	: hold square to smite sinners Smite 7777777 Sinners = God Mode
	Posted 05-05-2010 at 01:32 PM by slig# 5719

	I was thinking more 'tell man his sex is dirty and shameful, and to replace those desires with thoughts of God' That's fucking mind control at its finest. Bondage and Discipline... and it works. Something strange happens when you deny a man of his sex or the ability to feel in control of it- he becomes obedient. What a world we'd have if we weren't all so ashamed of ourselves.
	Posted 05-05-2010 at 02:01 PM by Pilot

	Must...not...post...suddenly relavent...Umineko....screenshot....
	Posted 05-05-2010 at 03:01 PM by Wings of Fire

	NO YOU MUSTN'T
	Posted 05-05-2010 at 03:57 PM by Mac Sirloin

	TOO LATE FUCK THE AUTHORITY DIE THE DEATH SENTENCE TO DEATH GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATH
	Posted 05-05-2010 at 04:10 PM by Wings of Fire

	I don't get it. Does someone have an Engrish to English dictionary?
	Posted 05-05-2010 at 06:42 PM by Pilot

	Does someone have an Engrish to Relevant dictionary?
	Posted 05-06-2010 at 03:50 AM by Nate

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