Well, that was fun

How would you condition it?

I don't condition my hair usually.

His name isn't Nancy.

You should you know.

That's illegal, you know.

MMMMMMH.

This time I intentionally forgot my umbrella.

I don't see how people with long hair can get by without conditioning.

I can. My flowing golden locks are smooth and shiny.

His name is Nancy.

Who are you and why haven't I touched your penis yet?

His name is Nancy and he'll be over at 8:00.

What a coincidence. I just washed my hair.

And i condition. *Wink* *Wink* WoF.

Get the fuck away from me.

That sounds really nice, actually. There was an enormous downpour here the other day, but it was in pure daylight, since the clouds had all broken up around the storm cloud.

I get really pissed off if my hair gets drenched in the rain TBH.

Once when I had a shower before school I had to leave really fast so I couldn't wash out my hair and it dried but then indoor rain recess anbd I broke out oand wushed my hair

Chris's hair looks like a mess, whether he conditions or not. And he used to have yummy, golden locks that looked like honey, but then he went emo

You're such a nice girlfriend.

I know... You don't need to tell me =)

I just took a shower and I conditioned it and now I am pretty

Blonde doesn't suit me. I hate it.
What is everyone's obsession with blonde hair? I find it so utterly unimpressive and boring. All my guy friends covet blonde girls, and I just don't see the appeal.

Yeah, that's right. Suck it, Joe.

But it looked like honey! I wanna pour honey on your hair and lick it!

"Wife-beater" is slang for Stella Artois in the UK so I assumed you must have been drunk, but no, you're just mental

This is a wife-beater.

As to the honey comment, that sounds really messy and gross. I can think of a much better part of my body to dowse in honey and insert in your mouth.

I'll squeeze it on your nose.

Does it look to anyone else that his pecs have had breast implants photoshopped into them? They're very out of proportion with his arms and biceps.

Who has huge pecs without any other obvious muscle development. No, not even a six pack. Instead, a vague 'line' down his middle indicating he has some sort of uncouth crease down his belly.

Plus, what is he, like 13?

Just the way you like em.

As far as the pecs it greatly varies depending on individual physiology and muscle tone. I've seen guys with huge/practically-boobs pecs and some without. Some guys work their upper bodies a little too much and they end up looking like Klaus Nomi's plastic tux.

That looks like Justin Bieber for God's sake.