Reasons why I suck

1. I blurt out random things at random times. Like a bomb.
2. I laugh at almost anything no matter how unfunny it may be.
3. My laugh is weird.
4. I get scared by games such as Bioshock, Area 51, and games of that sort.
5. I am extremely annoying.
6. I am not funny.
7. I get mad at a single insult.
8. My hairstyle involves my hair hanging around the middle of my torso.
9. Songs get stuck in my head like glue.
10. I am short.

No need for advice. I'm hopeless.