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OH FOR FUCk SAKE

Posted 03-19-2010 at 01:07 PM by OddjobAbe
My mam asked me to go fetch her make up from the bedroom, so I did. Only problem is, I looked in the wrong draw and found a clitoral vibrator, at first thinking it was lipstick. I sound like a fucking prude, but my initial reaction was to hide under the stairs and break down. I've always thought of her as lovely, asexual mam. Now I have this terrifying image in my head, and it is fucking horrible.
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MeechMunchie's Avatar
Yikes. Now Little Timmy is hideously traumatised. Remember that image whenever you make love.
Posted 03-19-2010 at 01:20 PM by MeechMunchie

Ridg3's Avatar
Poor you...
Posted 03-19-2010 at 01:28 PM by Ridg3

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I'm seriously considering dressing up as a Gumby and yelling to make myself feel better. I want to do something really childish. I don't know why. Probably to try and get my old image of mam back.
Posted 03-19-2010 at 01:35 PM by OddjobAbe

Ridg3's Avatar
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Yikes. Now Little Timmy is hideously traumatised. Remember that image whenever you make love.
Or when the "train" goes into the "tunnel".
Posted 03-19-2010 at 01:37 PM by Ridg3

shaman's Avatar
HA!
Posted 03-19-2010 at 02:06 PM by shaman

T-nex's Avatar
My mom once pulled me aside and talked to me about squirting.
Posted 03-19-2010 at 02:14 PM by T-nex

OANST's Avatar
Draw a picture of what you think the scene would look like. Then I want you to scan it, and post it here in this blog. Don't worry. I'll have the lube ready.
Posted 03-19-2010 at 02:15 PM by OANST

Wil's Avatar
Yeah, such imagery is nasty. Luckily I have trouble seeing it in my head, since there is only one thing I've ever encountered to suggest either of my parents have ever had sex, and that's me.
Posted 03-19-2010 at 02:39 PM by Wil

Emesdee's Avatar
Look n the bright side, at least you didn't walk in on them using it.
Posted 03-19-2010 at 03:15 PM by Emesdee

OANST's Avatar
I actually started looking for a picture of an old woman using a vibrator. It wasn't until I had already found a couple pictures that I realized that I couldn't post it here. So, yeah. That was stupid.
Posted 03-19-2010 at 03:33 PM by OANST

used:)'s Avatar
Hahahaha. Now that's what I call "getting more than you bargained for."

Where's the part with your nephiew?
Posted 03-19-2010 at 04:01 PM by used:)

MA's Avatar
jesus.

only one thing will get rid of that image. cyanide.
Posted 03-19-2010 at 04:15 PM by MA

enchilado's Avatar
Just be thankful you didn't hand it to her before you realised.
Posted 03-19-2010 at 07:22 PM by enchilado

squeak117's Avatar
Heh, unlucky.
For me, it was a gradual realisation. You start hearing sounds (through walls), then see objects (not-very-well hidden 'toys'), then hear conversations ("I'm tired... going to bed", - "Oh, but I haven't given you your birthday present!", - "Alright, but you go on top").

Before you know it, it's all just ordinary!
Although, when you find out they take ecstasy every weekend and rave at clubs, it's a real kick in the guts to know that your parents party about ten times harder than you do.
Posted 03-20-2010 at 01:20 AM by squeak117

enchilado's Avatar
I don't party at all, but I can tell you know I party harder than my parents do.
Posted 03-20-2010 at 02:47 AM by enchilado

MA's Avatar
or maybe a gun?
Posted 03-20-2010 at 03:42 AM by MA

Hobo's Avatar
Ahaha
Posted 03-20-2010 at 04:47 AM by Hobo

^this
Posted 03-20-2010 at 06:03 AM by AlienMagi

enchilado's Avatar
Oh, not ^this again!
Posted 03-20-2010 at 06:27 AM by enchilado

MA's Avatar
^that.

POOR JOKE RITE?
Posted 03-20-2010 at 07:28 AM by MA

Pilot's Avatar
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I don't party at all, but I can tell you know I party harder than my parents do.
"Party Hard." Isn't that an 80s phrase?
Posted 03-20-2010 at 02:58 PM by Pilot

enchilado's Avatar
Read the comment above mine, mate.
Posted 03-20-2010 at 10:58 PM by enchilado

 

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