Angry much?

Punch walls. Train through the pain.

That made my hand ache. Suggestion number 2 please.

ABM

Not another angry atheist.

Go eat some babies, that always makes me feel better. Failing that, read some Bill Bryson.

Go on a diet. Then you'll be a small atheist.

How could something like that make you angry? THE TRUTH HURTS, HUH?

Convert. Dumbass.

Why would you react in anger if you weren't insecure about your atheism already? Afraid he might be right?

I ask, why worry about it? Your belief in atheism seems to be as full as any Christian's belief in their religion.
Seriously, "pushing your Grandma down the stairs and spitting on her broken body"? I would've just laughed that shit off. It's like a Christian preacher's 'Your mum' joke.

Play CoD 6, CSS or TF2. Abuse little kids over microphone, it always helps me

I'm also a huge atheist so I understand. I would sit/wander about while coming up with retorts I should have used.

Although if that happened to me I would have probably said a really anti-christian comment and argued for ages. I'm sure the more religous members wouldn't be too happy with me if I posted any serious retorts, so heres a couple of minor ones to start you off:

"Should I thank God for your insult?"

"That was quite a detailed explanation... Are you feeling alright?"

That reply was longer then I intended.

A dickwad guy from the salvation army comes to my school sometimes. Last time he said that we 'need God to forgive'. Twunt.

Basically what he was saying was "all of humanity are self serving aresholes and will only commit to peacefull actions with each other by being forced to by a being thats stronger then them."

I don't believe in God, but I have respect for him and most of his believers, in all forms.

But honestly... it's nothing like pushing your grandma down the stairs and spitting on her broken body. If God does exist, well, surely it's still no worse than just forgetting your Granny exists, and ignoring her if she tries to talk to you?

It's not like I'm pushing God off his cloud and spitting on him. What I don't much care for are missionaries who spout bullshit, but I wouldn't get angry about it. Unless I really liked my grandma.

why would it be my grandma? why can't it be you?

or punch him in the teeth. one of the two.

Reply 'Did God put you up to this? That little rascal!'

Go sacrifice a goat on a dove blood drawing of the pentagram and embrace the evil that pours into your veins. Then whenever satan comes and grants your darkest desires find that pious bastard...and push HIM down the stairs and spit on HIS broken body!

but you could push him down the stairs and spit on his broken body without the help of Satan.

oh. the police charges. yeah, get Satan on your side.

You're all wrong.

You should convert, seriously. God.

to what? ANIME?

To Christianity, douches.

Especially Nate.

The rest of you are just ignorant, Nate is willfully wicked.

Don't even try, WoF, you can't turn into a troll this late in the game.

Tch.

can't kid a kidder.

UNLESS ITS MAGICAL ANIME GIRLS

Actually, she looks like she has downs syndrome. Everyone to their own, I guess.

Naaaaaah

Big droopy eyes, pencil thin mouth, giant forehead, and prone to gesticulate wildly? Sounds like a downer to me.

She's God.

Honest.

Her four best friends are a loli alien, a ridiculously cute and submissive time traveller, an ambiguously gay psychic and a ridiculously average snarkasaurus.