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Also, Strike Witch is the best troll ever

Posted 02-22-2010 at 04:01 PM by Wings of Fire
Updated 02-22-2010 at 04:05 PM by Wings of Fire
So a few days ago I finally gave in and decided to introduce my brother to a more eccentric friend with the sole intention of making an ass out of him.

Me, Nikki and Ghost were talking to eachother in a conversation about how all three of us are sexually attracted to women and everything and then my brother starts talking some shit to me about magic, so I sound off about it. To which Ghost and Nikki both PLEAD with me to let him join the conversation, so I asked my brother if he'd like to join a conversation with two like minded people. A reality bending witch in training, and her anthropomorphic kitten familiar.

He didn't question this at all and agreed as long as it wouldn't become a war of ideology.

So begins one of the funniest half hours of my life, for which I was largely silent, Ghost trolled him to hell and back saying the most ridiculous shit at him and him just swallowing it up like a gullible moron. Below are two highlights.

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Hime says:
*But seriously, you must at least be friends with Pyron and Phantasmirae?
Luke says:
*And if (Ghost) is referring to Babalon or Lilith, then I know full well how to spot those two. And their are plenty of ways to get an astral entities true name from them.
Luke says:
*The dragon who guides me is named Sylmaera, by the way.
Nikki says:
*But howww do you get there?
Hime says:
*But dragon's don't live on the Astral plane, it's too thin. They're in Makai or Inferno, normally near the seaside.
Luke says:
*Argh, we really are running into culture barriers here. =s
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Hime says:
*Hm, that sounds right. That place is, uh, how do I put this... a soupy membrane that covers the lid of the pot with the world inside it. Then you have other pots and jars like Hokkai, Inferno, Coliqariet, Boonammar, Makai, Paradiso, Slolia, etc.
Luke says:
*Yes, the spheres. That's not astral travel, that's planeswalking. We refer to them as the the speres, and to travel to them, you need a key, an artifact or symbol that correlates to them. I've travelled the first path, from Kether to Binah, but that's about as far as I've got through planeswalking.
Nikki says:
*=( Ill never find a key
Hime says:
*That's why you talk to Phantasmirae in the Johnson forest, she sells the keys in exchange for food from Earth. I gave her a bundle of live pidgeons, once.
Hime says:
*Oh, speak of the devil, looks like I gotta go pack for a transit to Sapporo. Damn youkai need exterminating again.
*Seeya.
And then after he logged on in secret to comment to me about the way the conversation meant, I couldn't resist my opportunity at saying something really stupid to see if he'd swallow it up.

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Luke says:
*I have no no idea what your young asian friend was talking about. The spheres of existence she mentioned are not in the texts of either the the ancient masters, or of more modern occultists.
Joe says:
*She's extremely self taught
Luke says:
*And, yes, the astral plane is rather like the twilight. Unlike the twilight, you can go higher as well as lower, I tend to go lower the shadow aspects of fire are strongest there.
Luke says:
*What your young friend doesn't seem to understand that with god-form and mage-sight, you can affect anywhere in the astral plane without travelling.
Joe says:
*She's studied EXTENSIVELY into Eastern spritiualism
Luke says:
*Or rather, affect the physical world THROUGH the astral.
Joe says:
*You won't find a single person more adept on youkai
Luke says:
*Just as I've studied the occult traditions of the west and middle east extensively.
Luke says:
*Even the far west, but not in great detail.
Joe says:
*That reminds me of something she's talked about once or twice
Joe says:
*It's called the scarlet demon or something, it's written by a spiritualist called Marisa-something and she knows a lot about the spells in that ^^ she's really cool
Luke says:
*Many mythical and magickal figures wear a scarlet cloak. It is the most obvious symbol of feminine passion and fertility.
I think Ghost deserves a lot of applause right now.
Total Comments 20

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Cammy's Avatar
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three of us are sexually attracted to women
She came out?
Posted 02-22-2010 at 04:13 PM by Cammy

Wings of Fire's Avatar
She certainly came in one way or another when I put her in the convo with Hime.
Posted 02-22-2010 at 04:18 PM by Wings of Fire

Cammy's Avatar
Wahaha!
Posted 02-22-2010 at 04:21 PM by Cammy

Alcar's Avatar
I thought T-nex was just one of those dirty bisexuals I hear about occasionally

Alcar...
Posted 02-22-2010 at 04:21 PM by Alcar

T-nex's Avatar
Sigh <.< ... Joe just likes to bug me.


Anyway Im amazed at how much Ghost could pull out of her ass just like that. It was really quite interesting... And he really didn't realize she was trolling O_o .. I don't think so at least.
Posted 02-22-2010 at 04:24 PM by T-nex

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
A lesbian after my own heart.
Posted 02-22-2010 at 05:19 PM by Bullet Magnet

MA's Avatar
i don't know what half that shit means, but the other half i pissed myself laughing at. fucking great stuff.
Posted 02-22-2010 at 06:32 PM by MA

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Ghost pulled it all out her ass.

Unless of course she really is Haruhi Suzumiya, in which case you're all fucked. Except me and Cammy.
Posted 02-22-2010 at 06:44 PM by Wings of Fire

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I didn't even smile. Your brother is fucking retarded.
Posted 02-22-2010 at 07:02 PM by Mac Sirloin

Josh's Avatar
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the astral plane is rather like the twilight
It's a load of shit?
Posted 02-22-2010 at 10:35 PM by Josh

Hobo's Avatar
Tl;dr
Posted 02-22-2010 at 10:43 PM by Hobo

Nate's Avatar
<3 Strike Witch


Is it strange that the one thing that bothered me about all that was him stealing keywords from Kabbalah (Kether, Binah) and pretending that they are actually names of seperate planes of existence? Or that they have any relevance outside of Jewish mysticism?


EDIT: Also, congrats to Cammy for finally using a question mark at the end of an actual question.
Posted 02-23-2010 at 12:54 AM by Nate

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I so want to try this, especially after he mentioned planeswalking. We can call it Luke-baiting.
Posted 02-23-2010 at 02:26 AM by Bullet Magnet

Rex Tirano's Avatar
I liked this. Funfun.
Posted 02-23-2010 at 02:43 AM by Rex Tirano

Splat's Avatar
Ya know Wings, you do share about half your genes with that guy...

And 'cus it's kind of expected of me...
Burn the pagans! BURRRRRRRRN!!!!!
Posted 02-23-2010 at 02:47 AM by Splat

Wil's Avatar
I don't understand what any of that shit means, but I get that Strike Witch bullshat and Luke just gobbled it down, and that pleases me plenty.
Posted 02-23-2010 at 03:32 AM by Wil

OANST's Avatar
Good work, Ghost.
Posted 02-23-2010 at 05:57 AM by OANST

Nate's Avatar
SW: how would you like to try trolling my brother next? It might be more of a challenge, given that he's actually quite intelligent under all the stupidity.
Posted 02-23-2010 at 04:56 PM by Nate

Strike Witch's Avatar
What's wrong with him to troll, anyway?
Posted 02-24-2010 at 03:50 PM by Strike Witch

STM's Avatar
happy birthday yey change subject fail
Posted 02-25-2010 at 11:05 AM by STM

 

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