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I'm going to shave all my body hair off this weekend!

Posted 02-16-2010 at 11:31 AM by Wings of Fire
Discuss, bonus points if you don't vomit.
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Wings of Fire's Avatar
YAY ONE HUNDREDTH BLOG!
Posted 02-16-2010 at 11:32 AM by Wings of Fire

OddjobAbe's Avatar
Grow a moustache. Join the group.
Posted 02-16-2010 at 11:39 AM by OddjobAbe

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I don't do facial hair, you well know I don't have the face for it.
Posted 02-16-2010 at 11:43 AM by Wings of Fire

MA's Avatar
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Grow a moustache. Join the group.
fucking that.

EDIT: its been a while since you last tried, hasn't it?
Posted 02-16-2010 at 11:47 AM by MA
Updated 02-16-2010 at 11:51 AM by MA

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I never 'tried', the fuzz two years ago was the result of four/five months neglect. Not doing that again.
Posted 02-16-2010 at 11:53 AM by Wings of Fire

OddjobAbe's Avatar
Then you'll never know the joy of finding a week old cornflake trapped between the hairs when you are somewhere where you have nothing to eat. It is fucking glorious.
Posted 02-16-2010 at 12:03 PM by OddjobAbe

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Sounds it too.

I like it when people stroke my hair, it makes me purr.
Posted 02-16-2010 at 12:11 PM by Wings of Fire

T-nex's Avatar
I like beards more than mustaches. But if you have both I wont complain. I should start a fanclub for beards
Posted 02-16-2010 at 12:27 PM by T-nex

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I grow visible stubble daily now >.> <.<
Posted 02-16-2010 at 12:36 PM by Wings of Fire

OANST's Avatar
I've thought about shaving my balls, but I always chicken out before going through with it. Anyone have any tips on painless ball shaving?
Posted 02-16-2010 at 01:52 PM by OANST

Zozo the Zrilufet's Avatar
Shave your weiner.

And if you nick the skin on your thigh it bleeds.
Posted 02-16-2010 at 02:06 PM by Zozo the Zrilufet

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Why Zozo, do you have any experience in shaving your weiner?
Posted 02-16-2010 at 02:12 PM by Wings of Fire

Zozo the Zrilufet's Avatar
My bikini line needed done. 8<
Posted 02-16-2010 at 02:17 PM by Zozo the Zrilufet

OANST's Avatar
What sort of wieners have you seen that need shaving? I mean, Jesus Christ.
Posted 02-16-2010 at 02:37 PM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I think Zozo is refering to his own wiener.
Posted 02-16-2010 at 02:44 PM by Wings of Fire

Nate's Avatar
Why the hell are you gonna do this? I mean, who are you hoping will see it?
Posted 02-16-2010 at 02:49 PM by Nate

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I bet your arse feels all slippery when you shave that.
Posted 02-16-2010 at 02:52 PM by OddjobAbe

T-nex's Avatar
I bet you're talking from experience, Oddjob.
Posted 02-16-2010 at 02:54 PM by T-nex

OddjobAbe's Avatar
You'll only ever find out if I give a complete detailed history of my arse.
Posted 02-16-2010 at 02:58 PM by OddjobAbe

Wings of Fire's Avatar
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Why the hell are you gonna do this? I mean, who are you hoping will see it?
Self esteem issues. I despise being hairy and want it to go away.
Posted 02-16-2010 at 03:04 PM by Wings of Fire

OddjobAbe's Avatar
When I was your age, I loved being hairy. I tell you something, I didn't have any lady's legs (except for the ones dangling out of my covers! Ho ho, glorious those were).
Posted 02-16-2010 at 03:09 PM by OddjobAbe

MA's Avatar
my legs are like silk, and my hands are oh so soft.

i am of course telling blatant lies. a while back when i was at school, we did a charity stint. one of the activities i was automatically signed up for was to have my legs waxed. a few didn't want to do it, but their reasons differed to mine; i just didn't want smooth legs was all.
Posted 02-16-2010 at 03:41 PM by MA

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Also I want to be able to see my midriff, not horrible curly brown hair.

>.>
Posted 02-16-2010 at 04:04 PM by Wings of Fire

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
You'll be dancing the itchy fandango for weeks, and I'll bet you'll blog it, too. For this reason I cannot endorse this course of action.
Posted 02-16-2010 at 04:54 PM by Bullet Magnet

Alcar's Avatar
I regularly shave my balls, my crack, and the area just above my crotch. I also trim my bush.

I prefer my men to do the same - it looks a lot better.

Alcar...
Posted 02-16-2010 at 05:07 PM by Alcar

Rex Tirano's Avatar
I remember several years ago you asked my advice on hair removal creams, Alcar. How far you've come.

Pics or GTFO plz WoF. Because pics would be hot.
Posted 02-16-2010 at 05:39 PM by Rex Tirano

Nate's Avatar
Alcar: What sort of gymnastics do you need to do to shave your crack?

Leading on from BM's post, I would suggest you wax rather than shave. Get an experienced waxer though; the one time I tried to do it to myself ended... not so well.
Posted 02-16-2010 at 05:56 PM by Nate

used:)'s Avatar
So, you've finally got crabs.
Posted 02-16-2010 at 05:57 PM by used:)

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I'll post pictures of my legs if Olly does.
Posted 02-16-2010 at 06:22 PM by Wings of Fire

Pilot's Avatar
@Used: PWN!

I just shaved off my moustache because I couldn't stand the itch. Now I'm concentrating on a goatee which is coming along nicely.

@Alcar: I shave my baws too but your crack? How do you cope?
Posted 02-16-2010 at 06:41 PM by Pilot

 

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