Liek whoa! I had sex!

Man 1: "Like, you've dunnit, wif a lady?"

Man 2: "Yes"

Man 1: "... Wassit like?"


Man dressed as a nun rowing a boat indoors with a woman's voice: "Well I think it's overrated really."

Oof. Youza liar!

Like, with a person?

OMG, I had sex last night as well!

However, I had to get up to go to work this morning, and I woke up late as usual, so I didn't get to have a shower. So now I'm sitting at my desk, with clothes on, but they're sticking to me. I have lube everywhere. And I mean, everywhere.

Alcar...

Peter, did he decide to do some finger painting with you?

I got laid last week. With an Ex. It wasn't too enjoyable I must admit.

Hahaha. Perhaps.

I slept with my ex once after we broke up. Must say, like all the other times, I enjoyed it

Alcar...

Your avatar's broken. See mine for reference.

Photographic evidence or it most likely did not occur.

It doesn't count if it's with a small rodent.

No offense, but.. nobody cares.

I do. So, was it a tabby, a calico, a seal point....

I care very much, since I'm not allowed till I get married *hrumpfhh

TELL ME EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!