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New World Order

Posted 01-25-2010 at 09:09 AM by Wings of Fire
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(21:09) Agent J: hey joe.... have you ever heard of the new world order..?
and the bilderburg group?
(21:09) Teh Joe: Former rings a bell
(21:09) Agent J: I've been researching both.... and what I've found is very quite scary...
(21:10) Agent J: conspiracies that are 90% proven, that Aids was man made to control population of certain ethnic groups...
and more...
really freaky
(21:11) Agent J: do some research, check out stuff
you really have to find out about this...
(21:14) Teh Joe: 90% proven?
(21:14) Agent J: yep
in fact
(21:15) Agent J: there was massive meeting in america, the queen was there, brown was there, barack was there, they are members of an evil group wanting a new world order, which will enslave the population
t.v is hypnotising people, and making them stupid.
(21:15) Agent J: rittalin conspiracy - check it out, google the rittalin conspiracy to find out about this drug which is proven to reduce the size of one's brain.
(21:16) Agent J: hence making you dumber, and more easy to handle, and to do what anyone tells you. It's kinda got me worried what this world will be like in 10 years time if this is all taking shape without anyone noticing.
you didn't get the swine flu shot didja?
(21:16) Agent J: please please say no
(21:17) Agent J: i just hope to christ you didn't get that swine flu vaccination...
(21:17) Teh Joe: Nope
(21:17) Agent J: thank god
(21:18) Agent J: research has been done by some of america's best doctor's not associated with the nwo or bilderburg, they found traces of mercury, aid's! and other thingsin there, including some kind of cell which causes infertility... 0.0''
(21:19) Agent J: the hepatitise B vaccination given at a childs birth, contained 440% more mercury inside of it than a 200lb human can handle.
(21:20) Agent J: people in America were threatened with martial law if they did not vote in Barack obama..
(21:21) Agent J: ...... I would seriously suggest fight them, by getting the information while it's still available....
(21:21) Agent J: if we have the information we win they lose...
becuz soon worldwide cencorship will see the internet being a shell of it's former self..
(21:21) Agent J: =(
(21:24) Agent J: Just thought I'd open your ears to the nwo, BEFORE it's too late...
(21:27) Teh Joe: I'll have a look at it
(21:27) Agent J: *nods* please do...
(21:38) Agent J: search the video endgame on youtube
it's aboput 2.30 hours long, it's worth it though, it opens your mind. Then watch the obama deception...
*giggle*
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Josh's Avatar
If you killed him, no court would convict you...
Posted 01-25-2010 at 09:49 AM by Josh

used:)'s Avatar
Is that person for real?
Posted 01-25-2010 at 10:01 AM by used:)

Wings of Fire's Avatar
He's a throwback from my Aberdeen days, he's for real alright.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 10:07 AM by Wings of Fire

used:)'s Avatar
Tell him the best anti-mind-control substance is a whole bottle of apsirin taken down with some battery acid.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 10:09 AM by used:)

Wil's Avatar
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aid's!
Aid's what bang?

Make him think they've gotten to you, and you're tasked with bringing him in/down.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 10:12 AM by Wil

OANST's Avatar
No way. I don't buy it. No one could be that stupid.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 10:20 AM by OANST

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
And you know what annoys me the most about that? There is no correlation between brain size and intelligence in humans.

See, that's what conspiracy theorists, pharmaceutical marketers and health quacks have in common: what they say sounds sensible, especially with the trappings of science, unless you already know better. The degree of sophistication in this tactic, however, varies enormously between these groups. Pharmaceutical companies are the most devious, since they have to get one over doctors, who are trained to spot this crap.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 10:35 AM by Bullet Magnet

Oddey's Avatar
I was about to state that even if your brain is small, it does not mean you are less intelligent. BM beat me to it though.

I love listening to conspiracies. Pretend to agree fully, and see how far he takes it.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 10:49 AM by Oddey

Sekto Springs's Avatar
One thing conspiracy theorists never provide is palatable evidence. They throw all kinds of statistics and ridiculous claims in your direction and tell you to "look it up". Next thing you know you're looking at a geocities-hosted web page full of grammatical errors telling you how breakfast cereal contains mind-controlling nano machines.

It's hilarious, but it lends a bad name to the few people out there they may have actually stumbled across something. Finding legitimate information seems to be such a chore these days, you never know what you can trust.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 11:32 AM by Sekto Springs

Munch's Master's Avatar
Aw, bless him.

He reminds me of a guy I used to know, who was convinced 9/11 was done by the US Government and the London Bombings by the British Government, had all sorts of bogus statistics to prove it, and believed all religion was part of the conspiracy too. He even gave me website addresses that he said had proof of the conspiracies.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 11:45 AM by Munch's Master

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
And yet these dangerous organisations, with no qualms about killing innocents, whose resources and manpower by far exceed that of the entire planet are unable to silence people who struggle with their own shoelaces.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 11:56 AM by Bullet Magnet

Sekto Springs's Avatar
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And yet these dangerous organisations, with no qualms about killing innocents, whose resources and manpower by far exceed that of the entire planet are unable to silence people who struggle with their own shoelaces.
The general response to this argument is that these "organizations" let a few nutjobs attempt to spread the gospel, only to be received by the general public the same way we're receiving this guy. If these conspirators and secret organizations become exclusively associated with the inane babblings of the homeless preacher with the foil hat, then they have even less fear of being found out.

That isn't to say I necessarily agree with this argument, but it's an interesting case to make nonetheless.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 12:25 PM by Sekto Springs

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
It all renders it unfalsifiable, which means they're not really saying anything at all.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 12:45 PM by Bullet Magnet

OANST's Avatar
You're part of it, aren't you?
Posted 01-25-2010 at 12:49 PM by OANST

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Bullet Magnet is actually Owl Man.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 12:56 PM by Sekto Springs

T-nex's Avatar
I think a vaccine that lowers fertility is not such a bad idea...


Anyway... Anyone who thinks government is being upfront about everything don't really knowq whats going on... As we sit here and have fun on a forums, there are some sleazebags of some politicians that are screwing up the lives of others. The world of conspiracies is so tangled by now, that it's not possible to tell what's what. But things are going on. Things that lower the quality of life for many people.
It's just that we don't know what they are, and even if we did... it's not possible to do shit about it.
I don't really wanna bother my lil' brain with this stuff x_x but it does piss me off.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 01:33 PM by T-nex

mr.odd's Avatar
I'll admit, i believe that vaccinations are bad for you. The reason for the vaccination part, the fact that you don't know what they put in those things (so i hear). I don't think that they will 'mind control' you or anything like that. I just don't see any reason to be injecting supposedly unknown chemicals into my body that I can certainly live with out.

As for the TV hypnotising garbage, i just don't buy it, plain and simple.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 02:17 PM by mr.odd

T-nex's Avatar
Well.. One thing is true about TV. It makes people stupid.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 02:19 PM by T-nex

mr.odd's Avatar
I don't think they are necessarily stupid, just really gullible.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 02:23 PM by mr.odd

T-nex's Avatar
Romanians have a saying: "Televisorul la fraerit pe poporul"

Meaning: "The television fooled the population" I really like it, cos it holds so much truth. Specially when it comes to romanian history and such.

Im glad I don't own a TV
Posted 01-25-2010 at 02:34 PM by T-nex

mr.odd's Avatar
There is nothing on TV any way, just garbage mostly.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 02:38 PM by mr.odd

Taco's Avatar
2 and a half hours? fuck that

But this agent J person made no 2012 remarks, god bless his soul
Posted 01-25-2010 at 03:15 PM by Taco

T-nex's Avatar
Hm... I saw the documentary "The Corporation"...

Made me a sad kitten.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 03:19 PM by T-nex

Sekto Springs's Avatar
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There is nothing on TV any way, just garbage mostly.
I bet this doesn't stop you from watching it though.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 04:27 PM by Sekto Springs

mr.odd's Avatar
Your right, it doesn't. I only watch it when i have nothing else to do. Also, i was mostly reffering to reality shows. Sorry if anyone else is into them, but thats just not somthing i fancy.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 04:33 PM by mr.odd

T-nex's Avatar
I watch Reality shows well aware that they are garbage... it's like a trainwreck for me you know... SO horrible but cant look away.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 04:35 PM by T-nex

mr.odd's Avatar
I thought you said you don't own a TV.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 04:37 PM by mr.odd

Sekto Springs's Avatar
No, she only watches TV when she's here with me. I hate her for it too because she subjects me to the absolute worst Reality TV.

I do like Hell's Kitchen though.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 04:40 PM by Sekto Springs

T-nex's Avatar
That's not nice...
Posted 01-25-2010 at 04:41 PM by T-nex

Sekto Springs's Avatar
THE TRUTH HURTS, BABY.
Posted 01-25-2010 at 04:44 PM by Sekto Springs

 

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