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Posted 01-20-2010 at 01:06 AM by Taco
Don't ask how it happened or why, but I just ate 18 slices of large pizza. I don't feel so good. I'm finding it really hard to breathe or get up, and the next time I go to the toilet may be my last.
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dripik's Avatar
Just to aid picturing the scene: how many slices equal a whole pizza?

...Why? This is important.
Posted 01-20-2010 at 02:22 AM by dripik

Splat's Avatar
Isn't there a 'Weird Al' song about that?

EDIT:
Yes, there is!
Posted 01-20-2010 at 02:42 AM by Splat

Taco's Avatar
8 slices make up a pizza here. so I ate 2.25 large pizzas. It hurt but it was worth it. however, I'm not looking forward to the morning poop.
Posted 01-20-2010 at 02:58 AM by Taco

MA's Avatar
you've never drunk for 10 hours with a mate and ended up ordering half the fucking menu on a local pizza place and actually finished the whole lot between you before, have you?

do that.
Posted 01-20-2010 at 03:53 AM by MA

Pilot's Avatar
Why didn't you just squeeze the grease right out of the pizza and into your mouth? Save all that dough expanding in your gut.
Posted 01-20-2010 at 10:04 AM by Pilot

MeechMunchie's Avatar
Anyone want to hear a Monty Python poem about a boy who ate himself?
Posted 01-20-2010 at 11:06 AM by MeechMunchie

shaman's Avatar
And how was that pizza?
Posted 01-20-2010 at 11:33 AM by shaman

Pilot's Avatar
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And how was that pizza?
Sliced, probably.
Posted 01-20-2010 at 12:49 PM by Pilot

Taco's Avatar
Pizza was good. I'm relieved that no one posted youtube poop, as it's morning right now and I accidently said "morning poop". I was actually concerned after I realised what I said.
Posted 01-20-2010 at 01:37 PM by Taco

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Just take a syringe of lard and inject it straight into your ass and cut out the middle-man.
Posted 01-20-2010 at 01:59 PM by Sekto Springs

MA's Avatar
fucking christ, you and Pilot sound like my bloody stepfather. don't.
Posted 01-20-2010 at 03:24 PM by MA

 

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