A Public Message to OANST

You gave him an infraction?

You enjoy OANST's body but not his voice?





I dont blame you

You get on MSN and type 'Fuck' back and forth?

I assumed you meant an MSN conversation.

I assumed special time was overtly sexual, like OANST was a relationship timeshare ala Big Love and other peeps were having him on your night?

Is this like the time you accidentally implied that WoF's mom puts out for anybody?

I didn't interpret it in any way. I don't undestand most of the shit that goes on in this forum 80% of the time.

*waits for someone to suggest 'GTFO' *

I'm not going to say 'GTFO'. You just need a little more time and a lot more corrupting. Pilot, take over.

Well at least you people are intelligent. I was so relieved to see there was no "2012- IS IT REALLY THE END?" thread in Off-Topic when I joined.

You just gave me an idea for a thread.

I was afraid I would.

See: Virtually every other post on this forum.

Also, i have to go with this aswell.

i just thought it was to do with MSN.

It makes no sense to me.

You got me, man.

Clueless.

Is it because you had to fight the urge to negrep me while we were so lovingly posrepping each other just moments before?

"Special Time"
I interpret it as sexual.

Now I have a picture stuck in my head of two guys lying in a bed with laptops.

He sat on my laptop.

See, this is how my mind works. I wanted to tell everyone to shut up, but to call out OANST in an amusing way. My initial thought was to say something like "How can you talk with my cock in my mouth?"

That was transformed to "Don't talk with your mouth full"

But even that felt too crude, so it was eventually corrupted to something vague about 'special time'. And yet, for some reason I thought people would be able to work it out. It was only in rereading it a day later that I realised how little sense it made.

You see, this is why we spend hours quibbling over minutiae when we chat. Think normally, damnit.

I just have to say that I don't see anyone talking with a mouth full o' splooge. It's kind of a gurgle. Most of it ends up in DI's beard.

Special time!

What about typing?
I can't imagine Peter has ever posted on the forums without at least some residual jism in his mouth.

Also Jacob.

Peter doesn't do that.

I was thinking pre-splooge. And I don't see anyone talking mid blowjob; let's just say my wang is quite a mouthful.