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My real town...

Posted 12-27-2009 at 02:11 PM by abe is now!
Ok guys, I admit it, I don't live in Turin, but in a little town that's 15 km away from Turin. Its name is Brandizzo, and it has roman origins. I don't like it, I often go to Turin (with train I reach it in about 16 minutes)

That's all.
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OddjobAbe's Avatar
I can't believe you lied to us. I am utterly disgusted, and have lost all of my trust in you.
Posted 12-27-2009 at 02:14 PM by OddjobAbe

MA's Avatar
i, too, am disgusted.

by the way AiN, we're joking. lying about your home town isn't really much of a big lie. so don't worry.

its not like you advertised it. now if i turned around and said i wasn't a real farmer, that'd be a big lie, or that i cant stand drinking, that would also be a rather large lie.

yeah, no worries.
Posted 12-27-2009 at 02:56 PM by MA

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I'm not really from Celadon City either .
Posted 12-27-2009 at 03:10 PM by Wings of Fire

MA's Avatar
fuck your teddies, WoF.
Posted 12-27-2009 at 03:11 PM by MA

Wil's Avatar
Oh my god, AiN, I feel utterly, utterly betrayed. I thought you were really cool because you lived in Torino. I love the CN Tower and Royal Ontario Museum.

Population of Brandizzo over time:


AiN, which of the 379 people born between 1991 and 2001 are you?
Posted 12-27-2009 at 03:49 PM by Wil

used:)'s Avatar
There was only one person born in that time period, Max. AiN is just worth 379 people.

I'm afraid to say...I'm really an American pig. Not a llama-riding Proovian.
Posted 12-27-2009 at 04:00 PM by used:)

Splat's Avatar
Dangit, now I've gotta go and reprogram the missile!

*Walks off grumbling*
Posted 12-27-2009 at 04:22 PM by Splat

MA's Avatar
no, Used. you ARE Peru.

and then Used was a continent.
Posted 12-27-2009 at 04:29 PM by MA

Nate's Avatar
I count '16 minutes away from Torino' as being in Torino. I'm a 16 minute train ride away from Melbourne City myself.
Posted 12-27-2009 at 04:32 PM by Nate

shaman's Avatar
I'm from Galifray. I'm osrry i lied but i had to protect myself.
Posted 12-27-2009 at 05:03 PM by shaman

MA's Avatar
well, while we're on the subject, i'd like to say i am actually not up to me elbow in cows arse. that's just every now and then.

sorry.
Posted 12-27-2009 at 08:37 PM by MA

abe is now!'s Avatar
In Brandizzo we always say that we live in Turin because we hate Brandizzo, there is nothing there! And Brandizzo is going to be included in Turin's suburbia soon.
Posted 12-28-2009 at 03:07 AM by abe is now!

abe is now!'s Avatar
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Posted 12-28-2009 at 03:07 AM by abe is now!
Updated 12-28-2009 at 03:20 AM by abe is now! (Fuck)

MeechMunchie's Avatar
I am not actually under a fictional metaphysical metallic geographic feature. It is just a pop culture reference.
Posted 12-28-2009 at 08:23 AM by MeechMunchie

OANST's Avatar
I think most people give their location as the nearest big city that people may recognize. I do, at least. I don't live in Detroit. I never have lived in Detroit. I used to live about a mile north of Detroit, but that's about it.
Posted 12-28-2009 at 08:28 AM by OANST

Wil's Avatar
I always give my real city.
Posted 12-28-2009 at 09:34 AM by Wil

used:)'s Avatar
None of us are going to stalk you, Max, so stop trying.
Posted 12-28-2009 at 09:40 AM by used:)
Updated 12-28-2009 at 11:49 AM by used:)

abe is now!'s Avatar
I did it instead, and I molested him.
Posted 12-28-2009 at 10:13 AM by abe is now!

Wil's Avatar
Goddamn you all.
Posted 12-28-2009 at 03:24 PM by Wil

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
What the fuck?.. you lied about where you live?
How do you even go about doing somethin' that pointless?
Lie about something good, like saying for instance..
"My house is a mansion, and I have three butlers named
Moe, Larry, and curly."
Posted 12-29-2009 at 03:39 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

used:)'s Avatar
Wait for it...
Posted 12-29-2009 at 03:45 PM by used:)

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Shut it Ackro.
Posted 12-29-2009 at 03:45 PM by Wings of Fire

MA's Avatar
he's still here?

RHETORICAL
Posted 12-29-2009 at 04:21 PM by MA

Splat's Avatar
Ok, I am from Englande but it is neither olde nor merrie.

And contrary to my profile, I am NOT the royal food-taster to Queen Sofia of Norway. I just said it cus I wanted you people to like me!
Posted 12-29-2009 at 05:55 PM by Splat
Updated 12-29-2009 at 05:57 PM by Splat

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
Splat, you get more interesting at every turn~!
Posted 12-29-2009 at 08:56 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

MA's Avatar
so do you!
Posted 12-31-2009 at 10:25 AM by MA

 

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