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What should I get my girlfriend for xmas?

Posted 12-20-2009 at 12:03 AM by Taco
She keeps insisting that I don't get her anything, for reasons that I won't get into now, but I'm gonna suprise her with a gift anyway. Something for both of us, so then it's technically not a xmas gift just for her, because I'm a douche like that. But what do you recommend OWF? (she's 16 by the way).

inb4 dildo
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used:)'s Avatar
16? The question, my friend, is what should she give you for Christmas.

Nah, I have no clue. My womaness isn't strong enough to know that. Earings always did well for my mom, but, well, she's in her fifties.
Posted 12-20-2009 at 12:15 AM by used:)

Leto's Avatar
Something you could both use?
Posted 12-20-2009 at 01:59 AM by Leto

Taco's Avatar
God damn it Leto, does "inb4" mean nothing to you?
Posted 12-20-2009 at 02:01 AM by Taco

AlexFili's Avatar
If it was me, I'd get her some nice fragrances or bath oils. Lavendar is pretty nice.

If not, get her a film she will like. Good luck dude.

PS nice necklace Leto.
Posted 12-20-2009 at 02:42 AM by AlexFili

MA's Avatar
when i saw the top half of that picture, i knew it must have been Leto before even seeing who had posted it.

once, for her birthday, i got my ex a couple of CD's from a stall on the market, seeing as i didn't have much free time to look for anything better and was in a rush that particular day. they looked brand new and generally sound, but when i gave them to her she opened the one and the front part of the case came off in her hand. extremely fucking awkward. test the gifts you give.
Posted 12-20-2009 at 04:53 AM by MA

Hobo's Avatar
Nothing. Imaginary people don't need gifts.
Posted 12-20-2009 at 04:59 AM by Hobo

Oddey's Avatar
I really don't know... Fine wine if that's permitted? Or is that no longer a vaible gift? My father and mother always exchange wine, so my first idea...
Posted 12-20-2009 at 05:43 AM by Oddey

Wil's Avatar
Incredibly, I was going to suggest anal beads. Absolutely amazing.

16? I dunno, Pokemon cards or something?
Posted 12-20-2009 at 09:32 AM by Wil

Daxter King's Avatar
Give her a roofie.

Then give her your seed.
Posted 12-20-2009 at 10:33 AM by Daxter King

MeechMunchie's Avatar
A real commitment, jackass.
Posted 12-20-2009 at 10:49 AM by MeechMunchie

shaman's Avatar
Prehaps some Earrings?
Posted 12-20-2009 at 11:59 AM by shaman

T-nex's Avatar
Okok.. maybe a normal dildo doesn't interest you. But what about a double sided one
Posted 12-20-2009 at 12:18 PM by T-nex

Pilot's Avatar
Get her a chastity belt. For you.

There are several more lovely gift options here.

BTW who here actually owns anal beads?
Posted 12-20-2009 at 12:42 PM by Pilot

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
Get her something from Jared: The galleria of jewelery.
Posted 12-20-2009 at 02:32 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

Pilot's Avatar
Get her something from an independent Jeweler.
Posted 12-20-2009 at 02:35 PM by Pilot

MA's Avatar
get her something you actually know about HINTNEWBIEHINT
Posted 12-20-2009 at 03:27 PM by MA

Ridg3's Avatar
All these comments must be making that Avatar of Cox pretty symbolic right now.

Can't go wrong with a scarf, it's classy and it will hide her turtleneck.
Posted 12-20-2009 at 03:51 PM by Ridg3

used:)'s Avatar
I'm sorry, but what did you mean in the first part?
Posted 12-20-2009 at 04:15 PM by used:)

Splat's Avatar
Girls like scarves.

True story.
Posted 12-20-2009 at 04:46 PM by Splat

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I bought my girlfriend a scarf AND an expensive ring last christmas.

Because I'm an idiot.
Posted 12-20-2009 at 04:52 PM by Wings of Fire

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
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inb4 dildo
goddammit
Posted 12-20-2009 at 05:51 PM by Mac Sirloin

MA's Avatar
TEDDIES
Posted 12-20-2009 at 06:07 PM by MA

Leto's Avatar
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God damn it Leto, does "inb4" mean nothing to you?
not a fuckin dildo, it's god damn anal beads. lern2sextoy
Posted 12-20-2009 at 06:49 PM by Leto

Taco's Avatar
anal beads=butt-dildo
Posted 12-20-2009 at 08:19 PM by Taco

MA's Avatar
you're talking to Leto.

he knows about these things.
Posted 12-21-2009 at 06:44 AM by MA

OANST's Avatar
Get her a dead dog. All the fun of having a dog. None of the trouble.

Or fuck her in the ass. These are the only real choices available to you.
Posted 12-21-2009 at 07:32 AM by OANST

used:)'s Avatar
Just take your meds and go to sleep.
Posted 12-21-2009 at 08:52 AM by used:)

OANST's Avatar
Nah.
Posted 12-21-2009 at 09:02 AM by OANST

used:)'s Avatar
Take her to see Avatar in 3D!
Posted 12-21-2009 at 09:10 AM by used:)

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
Nah.
Posted 12-21-2009 at 09:35 AM by Disgruntled Intern

 
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