I'm a dick. I'm not funny or edgy, and I apologize to anyone and everyone I offended with my behavior, even Havoc
(to an extent).
I'm going to cut back heavily on my posting as I clearly don't know when I'm taking it too far. I don't wanna be "that guy", even if it means denying myself the zany pleasures the life of a troll has to offer.
I pass the spamming torch back to Justin and, to a lesser degree, Gabe, as I can't handle the responsibility and you're both much better at getting away with it than I am.
The desire to continue with my twinkle-toed antics has been thoroughly extinguished thanks to the numerous tongue lashings I've received from persons who shall remain nameless.
I'm shaking the etch-a-sketch clean, so keep your "I told ya so"s and "about time"s to yourself, you nit-picky little fowl.
OANST, WoF, feel free to rape this blog as you tend to do. This time I actually deserve it.
SORRY, YOU HUMORLESS PIGLETS! *sobs uncontrollably*
