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Christmas time brings broken ribs!?


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Christmas time brings broken ribs!?

Posted 12-08-2009 at 03:48 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~
It may just be me, but it seems like every year around this time.. People are seen on Tv getting ran over with buggies over some stupid toy or game?..


What's the world come to when an object means more to people then their own freakin' race?

If I saw an old woman laying on the ground, I'd use my body as a road block to keep the a-holes running over her from doing so.
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~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
Yeah, the guys they catch look like scum of the earth.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 01:48 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

MA's Avatar
@first post by Opril: honestly? i thought i had miscalculated you and made a mistake.

that's good to know. thanks.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 01:48 PM by MA

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
Yeah, your a good hearted person molluck.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 01:49 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

OANST's Avatar
For a Mexican.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 01:50 PM by OANST

MA's Avatar
OANST GET OUT

last time i'll use big font.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 01:51 PM by MA

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
-Pumps my fists into the air- KICK HIS ASS SEABASS!
Posted 12-09-2009 at 01:52 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

OANST's Avatar
Go grow some maize, MA.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:01 PM by OANST

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
Guys, guys c'mon.. In the words of tom petty..
Let's roll another joint! :s
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:02 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

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Let's roll another log on the fire. A FIRE MADE FROM THE BODIES OF MEXICANS.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:04 PM by OANST

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
Oanst, let's not do this.. We're all buddies here.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:06 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

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I ain't buddies WITH NO GODDAMN MEXICAN MOTHERFUCKING CUNTS. YOU HEAR ME YOU COCKSUCKER MUNCHS ASSWIPE I;L WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOUR BLEEDING VAGINA!
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:07 PM by OANST

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
Oanst, what's the matter? you seem angry.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:09 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

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He tried to sneak into my country yesterday.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:10 PM by OANST

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
Dude, do you seriously hate him that much?..
He seems like a nice guy to me.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:13 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Wait wait wait... you had to fight for your meals? Where the hell were you an orphan? King Leonidas' Halfway-house for Wayward Children? Seriously, some of the details of your life sound, dare I say, extremely fictional.

Also, you say you beat up a kid and stole his video games? Why? Fending for food is one thing, but that was just an act of completely selfish faggotry, and you're an absolute fuck for doing it.

As for Havoc, just don't go near him. He's got all kinds of diseases.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:13 PM by Sekto Springs

OANST's Avatar
Then in comes Sekto, swinging his 'ruin everything' stick left and right.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:15 PM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Okay back from the shower and she's back in the cellar, what's happening with all these mehican shits posting here?
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:15 PM by Wings of Fire

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
The orphanage I lived in was in Tennessee, it had very poor living arrangements for the kids, and no it's real.. I bullied kids to get food at times. And I said, I had no idea he had games until he dropped his shit and made a b-line to his house.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:16 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

OANST's Avatar
You guys are being really harsh to him. I mean, at least he isn't Mexican.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:18 PM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
I knew someone from Tennessee on Runescape many years ago, his name was Jesse and I'm of the opinion that that's a girls name.

You a girl?
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:18 PM by Wings of Fire

~Oprilthevykker~'s Avatar
O_o...
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:19 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

Wings of Fire's Avatar
JESSE? IS THAT YOU DUDE?
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:20 PM by Wings of Fire

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I'm pretty sure I'm a guy, judging by my penis.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:20 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

Wings of Fire's Avatar
You call your bros your bffs, any man would be confused.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:20 PM by Wings of Fire

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Then in comes Sekto, swinging his 'ruin everything' stick left and right.
Sorry to interrupt your whirlwind of painfully unfunny banter and bumsecks with Opril and Joe, Mat, but I am not a fan of bullying in any form.

Also, Opril, you said you had a gastric bypass at some point in your life. If anything, that would have to mean you grossly over-ate. Mind telling me how that's possible if you had to fight for scraps of food your whole life?
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:21 PM by Sekto Springs

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As I said earlier, I'm bisexual.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:21 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

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I had gastic bypass a few years ago, my aunt fattened me up.
-w-
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:22 PM by ~Oprilthevykker~

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I'm not bullying am I? D:
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:23 PM by Wings of Fire

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I think my banter is quite funny, actually.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:25 PM by OANST

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I had gastic bypass a few years ago, my aunt fattened me up.
That is a lot of fattening... I mean... a lot of fattening. For it to be appropriate to get a gastric bypass, you would have had to eat like three buckets of extra crispy KFC a day for years.

I'm still not believing it.
Posted 12-09-2009 at 02:25 PM by Sekto Springs

 
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