Nate Was Mean To Me!

he -repped me to oblivion.

he said so himself.

EDIT: once again this posted before i wanted it to.

yeah. Nate is like my old maths teacher; he talks about stuff my simple farmer brain doesn't understand or care for, and gives me detention slips by the pad full.

There's nothing simple about a farmer's brain.

Nate is like Father Christmas swinging a sack of doorknobs.

The worst i ever got from him was a threat that i'd be infracted if me and Kastere kept aurguing

OANST, you're still funny. In a Dr Cox kind of way. you just need a new thing big guy.

Absolutely. You think he's all jolly and pleasant until 'WHAM'!

Don't trust the fatness, people. He's not jolly.

I'm doing the best i can!

Did you guys hear about when he punched his mom in the face, and laughed at her?

Nate's only given me negrep once, but it was ages ago as part of a package deal. As in I think he negrepped everyone involved in the conversation. OANST was in on that if I recall, and probably Gabe.

And if it's any consolation Mat, you were never funny.

I'm kidding of course, I love your sense of humor. But I have to keep up appearances lest I lose my membership to the Smarmy Friendless Troll Club.

i'm sure he did. pure, remorseless evil right there.

That sent shivers down my spine.

In all honesty, he does look like the creepy, awkward guy that no one suspects in one of those college slasher films.

and is he a parrot? i swear he squawked while waving.

shit! him and BM are conspiring to overtake the forums! BM must be behind it all, what with him staying out of flame wars to keep a low profile. planning, plotting, sitting in the rafters...watching.

It's like a bad Hitchcock homage.

Oh my god! He is his mother. This just gets worse and worse. Like my jokes.

Nate is frightening

I used to find Nate frightening.

i tried to tell him he looked frightening once in WDYLL, but he laughed.

which frightened me even more.

I'd be frightened too if I all of a sudden heard him laughing through my computer. He is a terrible, and jealous god.

That video, i swear he was just itching to jump out of my screen.

I used to find Wil/Max frightening....

I still find Hobo frightening.

whaaaaaaa? but he has a laugh with us more than all the other mods/smods/admins.

i was always scared of the loony that moderated NBG for a while. he was drunk with power.

That guy was a turd.

You mean Forumfiend?

Don't push it, Wiccan.

this is the first time in ages i haven't got an OWF related joke.

who was/what is Forumfiend?

EDIT: i think i just got it. ha.

I used it as a response to glukkonlulu when he asked why you can't reply in NBG.

And the wicca meme between me and OANST is probably our greatest work.

oh i know about that legendary wicca stuff. i remember it hijacked one of MoxCo's threads and he told us off. we apologised, of course.

i didn't know that about Forumfiend though. i just looked it up and found a forum with the same name, so i thought something completely different.

I just bought some pot, which I haven't done in almost a year. So, yeah. I'ma get high tonight. Some bitches gonna die tonight.

I should be a rapper.

I should be a mosher.

WoF's too little to mosh lol