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AG: I don't see how we're supposed to 8e 8ecoming friends if you recoil from my olive 8ranch like I'm twitching a mummified 8ovine phallus in your direction.
CG: BECOMING FRIENDS, WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.
AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.
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THANK YOU, DeWalt

Posted 11-20-2009 at 04:40 PM by scrab queen




New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT.

It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you build or fix anything else again."

This made me freakishly happy.
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Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
Buy one. Then put it in your mouth and pull the trigger with your big toe. Repeatedly.
Posted 11-20-2009 at 04:52 PM by Disgruntled Intern

MA's Avatar
So, are you ever gonna, like..........post?

BEAT YOU USED
Posted 11-20-2009 at 04:52 PM by MA

scrab queen's Avatar
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Buy one. Then put it in your mouth and pull the trigger with your big toe. Repeatedly.
Why did that sound kinky?
Posted 11-20-2009 at 05:06 PM by scrab queen

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
Because you're a stupid cunt.
Posted 11-20-2009 at 05:32 PM by Disgruntled Intern

used:)'s Avatar
MA, you've made me the happiest man on the forums.
Posted 11-20-2009 at 06:14 PM by used:)

Hobo's Avatar
Why the fuck does it look like an M16?
Posted 11-21-2009 at 07:07 AM by Hobo

 

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