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I just wrote three and a bit paragraphs of erotic fiction.

Posted 11-07-2009 at 11:20 PM by Strike Witch
Updated 11-07-2009 at 11:25 PM by Strike Witch
A guy who looks like a girl getting sucked off by a chick in school.


I really really really want to post it here.



Also it was written to help a friend find out what arouses him

(same guy with the bra)

Also I'm sorry for two blogs, but I really really really really want to post it.
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Wings of Fire's Avatar
PM it to me, I'm interested.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 08:34 AM by Wings of Fire

shaman's Avatar
and me please.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 08:51 AM by shaman

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I wouldn't give a shit, but its removal has made me curious. Don't show me it, though.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 09:31 AM by OddjobAbe
Updated 11-08-2009 at 10:59 AM by OddjobAbe

Wil's Avatar
I'll PM it to you.

EDIT: Here's hoping it isn't obvious I didn't read the two comments above OddjobAbe's.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 10:31 AM by Wil

Strike Witch's Avatar
Hahahahah.
Posted 11-08-2009 at 10:49 AM by Strike Witch

used:)'s Avatar
It's too dirty for this place?
Posted 11-08-2009 at 11:12 AM by used:)

Alcar's Avatar
Yeah, what's with all the censorship?

I'm posting it in EL!

Alcar...
Posted 11-08-2009 at 04:53 PM by Alcar

Strike Witch's Avatar
That's not fair, posting literature where the author can't see the comments =/
Posted 11-08-2009 at 09:04 PM by Strike Witch

Splat's Avatar
Well this is what you get for electing a fan corner moderator who believes pornography is a form of adultery.

But I'm glad to know that at least Nate agrees that this isn't suitable. This isn't the place for sexually explicit material and anyone posting in NOA&L should recognise that the rules of Fan Corner also apply to NOA&L.

Guys, if you really want to see it, I'm sure Strike Witch will be more than happy to PM it to you, but I don't want to see it posted in my little morally questionable part of the forums.

And I know of at least one sexually explicit image on OWF - it's linked to in Max's signature (and it's of a female o_O).

Good luck teaching your friend to keep it up.
Posted 11-09-2009 at 05:13 AM by Splat

T-nex's Avatar
We should make a sub-forum in FC specifically for oddworld porn
Posted 11-09-2009 at 06:21 AM by T-nex

used:)'s Avatar
Xworld Forums.
Posted 11-09-2009 at 06:32 AM by used:)

Hobo's Avatar
Yeah, don't open that thread.
Posted 11-09-2009 at 06:33 AM by Hobo

OANST's Avatar
He sighed gently as he put his hooves over his shoulders, mounting him from behind. The ease with which this master of chief's anus accepts his throbbing member leads Stranger to believe that his lover must have used a lubricant of some kind before hand. Still, he felt a tensing of all the muscles in Chief's body as he makes his first thrust. Slowly he breathes into Chief's ear. "Am I hurting you"?

"Yes. But don't you dare stop", comes the grunting reply.
Posted 11-09-2009 at 07:16 AM by OANST

OddjobAbe's Avatar
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Well this is what you get for electing a fan corner moderator who believes pornography is a form of adultery.
Whilst I agree that it wouldn't be much good if the forum degenerated into a porn-bin, I also feel that it is wrong to force your own strong Christian views on atheists/people of other religions who's rights are equal to yours. I realise that it is against the forum rules to post pornographic material, but the point that you are here to enforce these rules and not impose your own remains, which is what what you have written seems to imply that you are doing.
Now, if I have misinterpreted your comment, or if I misunderstand the amount of power a moderator has, I apologise, but if not, I stand by what I say.
Posted 11-09-2009 at 07:29 AM by OddjobAbe

Splat's Avatar
I don't believe I enforce the rules any more or less than I ought to as moderator. I do allow stuff that I wouldn't if I was following my own morals.

I said that in response to a very few comments here, in the thread and in EL that make fun of my nazi-level regime, even though it wasn't even me who deleted the thread, and several other people have said they supported Nate's decision (though I'll happily say I would have done the same thing if I'd got there first). Rather than being turned into a scape-goat, I thought I'd get the whole deal over and a make a wittily ironic comment about it.
Posted 11-09-2009 at 09:48 AM by Splat
Updated 11-09-2009 at 09:56 AM by Splat

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I see now. I'd back you up on the decision on removing the thread, just my principles urged me to post after I misinterpreted your comment. I apologise for the misunderstanding.
Posted 11-09-2009 at 11:06 AM by OddjobAbe

Strike Witch's Avatar
Also I typed it in the box, I don't have another copy.


So you lose suckers hah
Posted 11-09-2009 at 11:11 AM by Strike Witch

T-nex's Avatar
Use the powah of memory!
Posted 11-09-2009 at 01:37 PM by T-nex

Splat's Avatar
But you said you'd written it before you posted it...
Posted 11-09-2009 at 02:30 PM by Splat

T-nex's Avatar
Which isa
Posted 11-09-2009 at 02:35 PM by T-nex

Sekto Springs's Avatar
Maybe the thread shouldn't have been removed completely and simply should have been moved into Necrum in case such a thing happened.
Posted 11-09-2009 at 03:06 PM by Sekto Springs

Strike Witch's Avatar
No, I wrote half of it.

The other half was written specifically for the thread.

Also the first half is lost in like 3000 pages of general chat.
Posted 11-09-2009 at 08:48 PM by Strike Witch

 

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