Weird dreams

Well, I had this weird dream where I had watched a Dexter marathon before going to bed, so my dream turned out to be something akin to a youtube poop vid where Dexter was in an infinate dancing loop, and the colors were inverting and flashing, and he somehow ended up with blonde hair.

I also had this really weird one a few years ago where I somehow ended up duct taped to the counter of an airplane/shuttle thingy because they ran out of seats. I found out that I had somehow managed to fold myself in half the long way while sleeping.

I had a dream that there was food in my fridge.

Which as Alcar knows is a complete lie

I had a dream where I dreamed.

Hmms. I dreamt I was possibly some Hogwarts student ( looked like this Harry Potter fancharacter I had thought up of) and that I had a broomstick. I could fly above this road I've seen before, be pulled by the wind and it was fun. I remember flying to some place with brown grass that was familiar to a place I saw in Warcraft from my brother playing it. I stopped by at this old lady's strange small house, we had a nice chat but I kept on accidently looking at her fat naked spouse sitting in a sofa chair out of fear of doing so o.O. It turned out later she was mad and wanted to give me such a telling off for swearing as I spoke. I think there might of been a wooden train carriage/small public place with a jar and a window.

Ron Weasley and Harry Potter were sleeping in a sort of group room. I think Harry was on the top bunk and Ron was definitely on the bottom. The bed collapsed, and because it had a sharp blade of some sort underneath the top bunk, Ron was killed in an accident when he had the top of his head sliced off. I remember a girl screaming, dark red blood and Harry having gone insane. He was on a bus in daytime, rambling and poking this blonde girl's shoulder (I think I was her now) and I sympathised with him over his behaviour induced by trauma. I think the grass was still brown.

One time, I dreamed with Croft Mansion.

I once dreamed that I was Russian.

*sigh*

I once had a dream where I defeated a Warlord. Very cool dream, though any dream I have is bound to include things that aren't relevant.

I once dreamed i was in imagination land. XD

i dreamed i was born in the year 1800, i was a recluse for my entire life but when i died aged 100 i gave all my vast amounts of money i had compiled to my estranged reletives,

i went to heaven and talked to God and he said that you are a unique soul and the rest of the but a select few had unique souls but the rest had just copies of those which had died before them.

I found out that their is a unique soul in every century and i was the 1800 one. But i was sent back to earth in the body that i am now in to find the 20th centry unique soul, which was a girl (and like the sexist bible, she was the 1st one).

So i was reborn but with extraordinary powers like jesus (the first unique soul) to find this soul and for her to become like jesus before she died to combat satan.

weird thing is, is that i'm agnostic and i have, ever actually read the bible nor actually been to a service.
Anyway its only a dream

I had a dream where i was the Grim reaper and whent around slashing stuff it was cool.