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Dumb things that happen to me

Posted 10-27-2009 at 03:32 PM by Wings of Fire
I may have already mentioned in a previous blog I have a schoolgirl crush, well a few of know of who I refer to, and a rather... awkward incident happened today which I've been thinking about whether to blog or not all night.

So, this guy is in my tutorial class, a tutorial I (thankfully) only have every fortnight, but when I do have it I can't help but let my drift over to stare at him, creepily like. He noticed me doing this today and he must of noticed my response because it was so hilariously over the top and embaressed but he didn't mention it or indicate that he saw it.

Later on just after the tutorial I went to take a piss. Now I hate urinals, I can't tell you why, I just despise them, but...none of the cubicles were vacant and so I had to use a urinal. Luckily there wasn't anybody else using them so I didn't feel edgy and embarressed. But then...

Yeah, you can guess where this is going, can't you?

Then he walked in and started to use the urinal two to the left of me. And well...

I stopped, midstream.

Yeah, you heard that right, midstream.

Taking very clear care not to be a pervert I carefully did my button back up and hobbled to a cubicle that had just been made vacant, whimpering under my breath all the time, where through concerted effort I managed to finish in peace. When I finished he'd already gone, probably a good thing.

So yeah, that was fun...
More on this story as it develops.
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Havoc's Avatar
I hate urinals too... bloody things. But stopping in midstream and going into a cubicle is just weird in any situation, no matter who is present .
Posted 10-27-2009 at 03:57 PM by Havoc

Wings of Fire's Avatar
It's not like I had any choice, my body made that choice for me.

I should just be thankful it wasn't a hard choice.
Posted 10-27-2009 at 04:01 PM by Wings of Fire

Alcar's Avatar
I hate when that happens.

Alcar...
Posted 10-27-2009 at 05:01 PM by Alcar

Pilot's Avatar
What the hell? I love urinals. I've always just 'used' them and never thought twice about it.

Don't get me started on about stalls.
Posted 10-27-2009 at 06:11 PM by Pilot

Alcar's Avatar
Pee shy! I silently glee when I find a rest room devoid of patrons at the urinals - it means I can use them!

Alcar...
Posted 10-27-2009 at 07:40 PM by Alcar

Strike Witch's Avatar
KAWAII~
Posted 10-27-2009 at 10:32 PM by Strike Witch

Pilot's Avatar
DEFINITELY~
Posted 10-27-2009 at 10:41 PM by Pilot

AlexFili's Avatar
Urinals are the worlds worst invention. Seriously, I hate them so much!
Posted 10-28-2009 at 01:28 AM by AlexFili

Wil's Avatar
I hate urinals too. Wow. What a punch of pussies we are.
Posted 10-28-2009 at 03:57 AM by Wil

Nate's Avatar
I always used to hate urinals and would always used the cubicals but open-room showers at my gym got me over that particular phobia. Nowadays I have no problem using urinals unless it's really packed.
Posted 10-28-2009 at 04:05 AM by Nate

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Public showers? I have huge problems with swimming pools...
Not least the fact I can't swim
Posted 10-28-2009 at 04:07 AM by Wings of Fire

Alcar's Avatar
I love public showers

Alcar...
Posted 10-28-2009 at 04:23 AM by Alcar

Munch's Master's Avatar
I have similar dislike with urinals. When you go in one and your body refuses to start pissing, and it always happens when it's busy, never when you're alone.
Posted 10-28-2009 at 05:20 AM by Munch's Master

OANST's Avatar
At least he didn't fling his poo filled undies over the stall wall.

Am I right, Pilot?
Posted 10-28-2009 at 06:52 AM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Bleh?
Posted 10-28-2009 at 06:54 AM by Wings of Fire

OANST's Avatar
Pilot knows what I'm talking about.
Posted 10-28-2009 at 06:55 AM by OANST

MA's Avatar
urinals don't bother me. used to, but not any more. but i did go in one place where the men's room was actually that small it only had one stall against the wall next to the door and the urinal on the opposite wall, which only had 3 spaces. plus there wasn't even a slight seperation between each blokes piss-space, just fucking open.

i went in, saw 2 blokes at either end of the urinal, and the stall was locked. i wasn't about to nestle myself in that cosy little space. and this pub was meant to be booming, you'd have thought they'd improve on the shitter. dig a hole in the ground, anything.
Posted 10-28-2009 at 07:05 AM by MA

Pilot's Avatar
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At least he didn't fling his poo filled undies over the stall wall.

Am I right, Pilot?
:
Public showers? I have huge problems with swimming pools...
Don't you mean Swimming Poos?

Why on earth do you guys have a phobia of whipping your dicks out in public restrooms? Problem??

I mean... I suppose I can relate it to, depending on the company, not being able to use public showers. Everyone would know what I felt without me saying a damn thing. ._.
Posted 10-28-2009 at 12:36 PM by Pilot
Updated 10-28-2009 at 12:38 PM by Pilot

MeechMunchie's Avatar
I hate urinals too. PEE SHY! Yes, I am.
Posted 10-28-2009 at 02:51 PM by MeechMunchie

Pilot's Avatar
Posting pictures of your 'down there' will help you get over your shyness. All of you.
Posted 10-28-2009 at 02:54 PM by Pilot

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Well that was a transparent ploy.
Posted 10-28-2009 at 03:02 PM by Wings of Fire

Voodoo Hand's Avatar
Jeeez, in basic training the bath consisted of 8 crappers in a row, no walls, no stalls just 8 crappers in a row. Since there were 45+ guys using this " shithole" you needed to pick your time of use unless you wanted to think of polite conversation with some clown sitting 30 inches away,doing his business.
The urinal was a 15 foot long steel box nailed to the wall, very nice.
As bad as this sounds it was often better then what you got overseas. Where one was crapping in a cut down steel oil drum in base camp, or one`s pants when the shooting started
What fun.
Posted 10-28-2009 at 03:14 PM by Voodoo Hand

Alcar's Avatar
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Why on earth do you guys have a phobia of whipping your dicks out in public restrooms? Problem??
I don't suffer from this phobia, I suffer from being pee shy. I have stood at urinals and WILLED myself to piss, but it NEVER happens if I'm in company.

It is completely unexplainable - I'm the first person to strip down and dance around the bonfire, skinny dip, or just plain get naked.

Alcar...
Posted 10-28-2009 at 04:25 PM by Alcar

Pilot's Avatar
Wow. Never knew.
Posted 10-28-2009 at 05:37 PM by Pilot

Wil's Avatar
As someone who turned up at Peter's home at 5am the day before he was expecting me, I can vouch for this fact.

Having walked three hours through London because the stupid train wouldn't go where it was supposed to, and then sitting on his doorstep for another couple waiting for someone to wake up and let me in.

And bursting for a shit all the fucking way.

I miss OddTour 3.
Posted 10-28-2009 at 05:39 PM by Wil

Pilot's Avatar
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I miss OddTour 3.
Yeah, me too.
Posted 10-28-2009 at 06:33 PM by Pilot

 

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