DING!

Yeah, nerd referance. I'm gonna be a Level 16 Pistachio on the 29th.

I'm entitled to just about anything, since everybody's broke and can't get me presents.

Not only that, but I've challenged myself to clean the entire house by the end of next week, which also helps my power to demand stuff.

The only problem is, my fat ass decided to go for a jog (which was really just running for about two minutes, before walking home) and between the nerd breathing, faulty joints, and the fact that it was the dead of night, I've found out I really wouldn't last all that long in a fantasy situation. But so long as zombies don't climb trees, I should be okay.

Anyway, I fucked up my knees again, and that's probably going to put me back a day or two.

Other than that, I found out that I probably AM a demon spawn of some sort. I couldn't stay in church for more than fifteen minutes without feeling overwhelmed and having my face start to leak. I think I'm going to avoid certain parts of the 'finding myself' gauntlet, and just trail behind the Flying Spaghetti Monster for now.

In other news,

Did anybody else hear about the new Okami? I'm kinda dissapointed that it didn't make it to a home console, but it should still be awesome if the last game is anything to go by. No, really. Speaking in Zelda terms: It had the sprawling, immersive world of Ocarina of Time, the awesome, complex storytelling of Majora's mask, and a difficulty level just above Wind Waker. It was a Zelda Newb's wet dream.

Anyway, another year of not dieing, horrible character development, and STILL not knowing what I'm going to do with myself.

Weird dream analysis at eleven.