I had a dream

Posted 10-22-2009 at 01:05 PM by Zozo the Zrilufet

I broke into Kastere's house and then I found a turtle but its shell broke and I was trying to push the cracked halves back together and its eyes widened in pain then I tried to feed it but it was upside down 'cause I didn't wanna have to hurt its cracked belly again then it choked and I was like NOOOO 'cause it suddenly started dying and getting all brownish and then it shrivelled up and it was like a skeletal turtle then it died and I was sad.

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	i had an OWF related dream a while back where all the regulars were eating at a massive long table, like they did when feasting back in the middle ages. cant remember anything interesting happening, apart from i threw a turkey at someone, but i cant for the life of me remember who.
	Posted 10-22-2009 at 01:10 PM by MA

	Poor turkey.
	Posted 10-22-2009 at 01:12 PM by Zozo the Zrilufet

	It was either me, who enjoys such things, or Max, who doesn't.
	Posted 10-22-2009 at 02:37 PM by Bullet Magnet

	I would fucking love to eat at a big table in the middle ages. I can't help but get the image a a mediaeval Brian Blessed in my head when I see the words "middle ages" and "feast".
	Posted 10-22-2009 at 02:44 PM by OddjobAbe

	I can't help seeing the word Brian and thinking of Monty Python's Life of Brian.
	Posted 10-23-2009 at 12:11 AM by AlexFili

	i really wish i could remember what happened. i remember laughing about it the next morning. EDIT: : mediaeval just noticed. was this when The Sun started their great crusades?
	Posted 10-23-2009 at 05:16 AM by MA Updated 10-23-2009 at 06:11 AM by MA

	I'm quite sure it was. I remember all of their propaganda.
	Posted 10-23-2009 at 07:04 AM by OddjobAbe

	I had a dream once.
	Posted 10-23-2009 at 09:28 AM by OANST

	I had a dream involving OANST once, it wasn't as bad as it sounds.
	Posted 10-23-2009 at 10:22 AM by Wings of Fire

	I had a dream that I was member of a medieval reenactment group, and that I had learned to sword fight quite well. Then I woke and didn't do that because I'm a fucking adult. Two can play your game, sir.
	Posted 10-23-2009 at 10:50 AM by OANST

	I have a pointed object with your name on it.
	Posted 10-23-2009 at 10:53 AM by Wings of Fire

	I hope you have a good arm.
	Posted 10-23-2009 at 10:56 AM by OANST

	Arm?
	Posted 10-23-2009 at 11:03 AM by Wings of Fire

	: I broke into Kastere's house... wut
	Posted 10-23-2009 at 11:03 AM by Mac Sirloin

	It's quite a throw from your house to mine.
	Posted 10-23-2009 at 11:08 AM by OANST

	I'll have to give it a good toss then.
	Posted 10-23-2009 at 11:13 AM by Wings of Fire

	you all need to get out of the house more
	Posted 10-23-2009 at 10:43 PM by Leto

	: wut I wanted to see the lizards 8<.
	Posted 10-24-2009 at 02:17 AM by Zozo the Zrilufet

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