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It's a Bird. It's a Plane. It's a Fucking Fire!

Posted 10-08-2009 at 07:42 AM by OANST
Last night I did a fire drill with Abbey. I want to make sure that she is prepared to get out of the house if anything were to happen. So I show her the route that I want her to take, make sure that she can unlock the door, and explain to her what the smoke detector will sound like. The more I explain it to her, the more I can tell that it is upsetting her.

Now, I don't want to freak her out, but I also don't want her to be unsure of what to do if there ever is a fire. So, I take her to her room, put her to bed, and tell her that if she hears the smoke detector she is to do what we practiced. I close her door, wait a few minutes, and then set off the smoke detector.

She comes out of her room absolutely terrified, and keeps trying to come to me. I tell her that she has to get out of the house. So she goes to the door, unlocks it, and goes outside. I go to her to tell her that she did a good job, and find her crying. I do my best to explain to her again that it was just practice, and that there wasn't a real fire. She calms down a bit.

We go back to her room to work on her reading, but she is having a really hard time concentrating. She keeps looking around her, checking for fire, I assume. I ask her what it is that's bothering her, and she asks me "Won't you come to get me if there's a fire". I tell her that I would do everything I could to get to her, but if I can't I have to know that she could get out of the house. "But you'll be with me, right" she asks. I tell her again that I will do everything I can to be with her. She starts crying a little, and says "But I don't want you to die, Daddy".

Sweetest goddamn kid ever.
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used:)'s Avatar
Heartwarming.
Posted 10-08-2009 at 08:21 AM by used:)

OANST's Avatar
You changed it. I saw you.
Posted 10-08-2009 at 08:24 AM by OANST

used:)'s Avatar
You got me, cunt.
Posted 10-08-2009 at 09:06 AM by used:)
Updated 10-08-2009 at 09:18 AM by used:)

Wings of Fire's Avatar
This is...I...this just...

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Posted 10-08-2009 at 12:09 PM by Wings of Fire

Strike Witch's Avatar
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I close her door, wait a few minutes, and then set off the smoke detector.
You cruel bastard!
Posted 10-08-2009 at 01:18 PM by Strike Witch

OANST's Avatar
It was a fire drill! How am I supposed to do that?
Posted 10-08-2009 at 01:50 PM by OANST

OddjobAbe's Avatar
Leave the chip-pan on for starters.
Posted 10-08-2009 at 01:57 PM by OddjobAbe

OANST's Avatar
I don't speak British. Sorry. I have no idea what a chip-pan is.
Posted 10-08-2009 at 02:01 PM by OANST

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
It's the number one cause of death in Britain, one way or another.
Posted 10-08-2009 at 02:11 PM by Bullet Magnet

Wings of Fire's Avatar
WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS GUSHING???
Posted 10-08-2009 at 02:13 PM by Wings of Fire

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I'm too busy taking notes so that I can do half as well raising my own clone.
Posted 10-08-2009 at 02:14 PM by Bullet Magnet

AlexFili's Avatar
Fire drills... hate em.
Posted 10-08-2009 at 02:29 PM by AlexFili

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
Please post more blogs having to do with child-rearing. Despite your sarcastic comment about my potential parenting abilities, and as odd as it may sound, I feel the most comfortable gleaming ideas/strategies and getting a vague idea of what to expect from your blogs and posts on the subject.

Also, yeah, pretty sweet kid.

EDIT: While my comment is sincere, I just took a look at it and realized that my avatar probably replaces all sincerity with something creepy instead. Sorry about that.
Posted 10-08-2009 at 04:46 PM by Disgruntled Intern

Nate's Avatar
I can sympathise with Abbey. I was petrified of house fires when I was a kid, even though we lived in solid brick houses with modern electrical wiring. I think it was probably all those ads on tv when I was little telling me to 'Get down low and go, go go!' that did it. Especially the ones with Ronald McDonald. That shit was creepy.
Posted 10-08-2009 at 04:49 PM by Nate

mitsur's Avatar
How can you have such a beautiful child and rape me so hard in the mind
Posted 10-08-2009 at 09:15 PM by mitsur

shaman's Avatar
You should see the ammount of car fires we get around here, i keep seeing smoke in the distance and immidiately assume the people are revolting( ).
Posted 10-09-2009 at 03:09 AM by shaman

OANST's Avatar
DI: That comment in your blog wasn't sarcastic. I actually do think that you will make a good parent.
Posted 10-09-2009 at 05:41 AM by OANST

Disgruntled Intern's Avatar
Oh. Well thanks.
Posted 10-09-2009 at 05:47 AM by Disgruntled Intern

OANST's Avatar
Hey, we grumpy, difficult to please fuckers need to stick together.
Posted 10-09-2009 at 06:01 AM by OANST

shaman's Avatar
No we don't! That idea doesn't please me! grrrr
Posted 10-09-2009 at 06:46 AM by shaman

MA's Avatar
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I'm too busy taking notes so that I can do half as well raising my own clone.
this cracked me up.

and i can't believe how loving you are with your kid. i weren't taught any of that shit until school.
Posted 10-09-2009 at 07:39 AM by MA

used:)'s Avatar
Your devotion is awe-inspiring.

When's the blog about you giving her the sex talk gonna come out?
Posted 10-09-2009 at 07:52 AM by used:)

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
My, can you imagine? Of course by then I expect the back-talking to have begun, which will be very interesting to hear.
Posted 10-09-2009 at 08:55 AM by Bullet Magnet

OANST's Avatar
After her first period I am going to chain her in her room. No filthy boy will sully my little girl.
Posted 10-09-2009 at 09:20 AM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Stop sounding like my ex-girlfriends father.

Right. Now.
Posted 10-09-2009 at 09:34 AM by Wings of Fire

OANST's Avatar
And no playing World of Warcraft.
Posted 10-09-2009 at 09:35 AM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Better.
Posted 10-09-2009 at 09:50 AM by Wings of Fire

OANST's Avatar
If she doesn't play World of Warcraft you will never try to take her virginity.
Posted 10-09-2009 at 10:07 AM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
That's just so wrong on so many levels I'm not going to bother retorting.

I mean seriously, you sick fuck.
Posted 10-09-2009 at 10:18 AM by Wings of Fire

OANST's Avatar
Mmmhmmm.
Posted 10-09-2009 at 10:42 AM by OANST

 

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