One of my personal favourite films.

What is DOA?

Does it stand for Dead or Alive? And if so what's the level of breast jiggling on a scale of one to ten?

How very unlike you, to favour something of Japanese origin

It's actually not big on Breasts. Does feature Beach Volleyball however, and some wonderfully ridiculous scenes.

I clicked on this wondering "HEY MAYBE IT STARS HUMANS THIS TIME"


And it did! Then it was Dead or Alive.


At least it is live action, at least.

You have four fucking blogs on the front page.

DOA is shitty and stupid.

So is Strike Witch, for the most part.

I can deal with all of the Japanese shit, but it's just annoying when there's 4 blogs from one person and 2 of them are about movies.

I don't care what the four blogs are about. Four is too much. Especially when none of them are even really blogs. They're just crap.

Guys, quit biting. She's just trying to flood the homepage with her blogs. Hit 'back' and look.

That's the fucking point. Regardless of whether she's baiting, it's an asshole thing to do.

She's sick and bored. Give her a break.

If she feels well enough to pull this bullshit, then she probably feels well enough to masturbate to her fucking animated preteen porn. Which would be a source of less irritation. So no break will be given.

But she's probably already done that five or six times.

Stop making excuses for her.

But she's asian. Doesn't that mean anything?

This one isn't that bad, it's the three that were posted on the same day that are objectionable.

WAH! ME SO SICKU!

Wait, is she really asian? Gross.

I thought she was half Asian.

Who cares?

Except me and T-nex, and maybe Used, and Peter and most of the teenage boys on this forum.

Hahahaha you boys and your games

You girls and your half-constructed past.

Actually, I think we could lay off the Ghost hate until we get Pilot to post something meaningful. No offense Pilot, but you haven't posted anything that wasn't a pun or a double entendre in months.

I don't play any games, I just like asian pussy.



Is it true Alex?

I'm trapped home alone and I'm ill, cut me some slack. I'm lonely.


I'm not trying, I hardly ever look at that page. I go straight from my number on the userbar.

I don't masturbate to lolis. I just look at them and make "Kyaa~" noises. Also I am sick enough not to masturbate.

Yeah, no idea what kind of Asian as my mother never asked the guy she fucked.

No, unfortunately.

All in all:
My head is killing me, and I feel like bleeegh, but I can still type. As I've said, if you don't like it, ban me. I'm happy with that. Sorry for posting too many blogs because I've been unable to gage time due to being unable to sleep due to pain in the head.

Also DI you so crazay

I think she loves us long time.

So, tell us more about your stay in Japan.

Wait... when did they make a Dead or Alive movie?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xm_WmRuoc

Enjoy the horriblarity.