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Posted 10-04-2009 at 02:14 PM by mitsur
Updated 05-23-2011 at 08:59 PM by mitsur
bye bye
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OddjobAbe's Avatar
We don't see you for ages, and you come out of the blue describing your experience with fucking.
Welcome home, dear friend.
Posted 10-04-2009 at 02:17 PM by OddjobAbe

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Yes, yes, the eagle flies at midnight, the roses are blooming in Moscow. I don't remember the code.
Posted 10-04-2009 at 02:25 PM by Bullet Magnet

Wil's Avatar
The password is "Enter", "Enter", "Enter", "Enter", "Pause|Break", "Enter", "Enter", "AltGr", "End".
You can use "Insert" if you prefer.
Posted 10-04-2009 at 02:34 PM by Wil

shaman's Avatar
Have a nice time in the "Got there" Club.

Hope to see you there soon.
Posted 10-04-2009 at 02:53 PM by shaman

Nate's Avatar
If you'd slept with Max like he'd been hinting, that score would not have been so unequal.


But, congrats on your unselfish success. The world would be a better place if more teenage guys were like you.
Posted 10-04-2009 at 04:25 PM by Nate

mitsur's Avatar
I don't know who to curse: myself for being too insensitive or her for not having a very good technique.
Posted 10-04-2009 at 04:45 PM by mitsur

Nate's Avatar
Probably a bit of both, but did you really expect her to have the experience necessary to work it out? The human wang is a complicated thing.




And if you did think she had the experience necessary... what does that say about you?
Posted 10-04-2009 at 05:16 PM by Nate

Leto's Avatar
She's probably just not your type

Make her wear an Alcar mask, you'll come so fast she'll think you have an erectile disfunction
Posted 10-04-2009 at 08:32 PM by Leto

Pilot's Avatar
Like this one?

Posted 10-04-2009 at 10:08 PM by Pilot

OddjobAbe's Avatar
I never realised how much Alcar looked like Paul McCartney.
Posted 10-04-2009 at 10:57 PM by OddjobAbe

Nate's Avatar
I like that Pilot even included an appropriately shaped hole at the mouth. Kudos to you, sir!
Posted 10-04-2009 at 11:47 PM by Nate

mitsur's Avatar
What the fuck guys.
Posted 10-05-2009 at 01:25 AM by mitsur

Wil's Avatar
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If you'd slept with Max like he'd been hinting, that score would not have been so unequal.
What is that supposed to mean?
Posted 10-05-2009 at 02:21 AM by Wil

Nate's Avatar
It's supposed to mean that you'd take good care of our boy mitsur.

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What the fuck guys.
Seriously, are you surprised this blog went that way?
Posted 10-05-2009 at 04:30 AM by Nate

Leto's Avatar
I'm just surprised no one has made a quip that he didn't quite get to the penetrative stage yet
Posted 10-05-2009 at 01:30 PM by Leto

OANST's Avatar
Or that he actually HASN'T HAD SEX YET.
Posted 10-05-2009 at 01:36 PM by OANST

Nate's Avatar
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I'm just surprised no one has made a quip that he didn't quite get to the penetrative stage yet
We're being kind. Everyone has to start somewhere, after all.

Plus it would make me a hypocrite if I were to criticise mitsur for still being a virgin at his age.
Posted 10-05-2009 at 04:56 PM by Nate

used:)'s Avatar
So when was your cherry popped, Nate?
Posted 10-05-2009 at 05:02 PM by used:)

Nate's Avatar
Cherry popping isn't the be all and end all of penetration.

*avoids answering*
Posted 10-05-2009 at 06:04 PM by Nate

Pilot's Avatar
Oh jesus Nate.

*VIRGIN ALARM*
Posted 10-05-2009 at 07:27 PM by Pilot

Nate's Avatar
We've had this discussion in the 'Are you a virgin?' thread. By some people's standards, yes. By other people's, no.
Posted 10-06-2009 at 03:43 AM by Nate

 

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