I have received GOOD NEWS!

Bristol is full of crazies.

typical dad. getting his son to do this, that and the other.

why cant God get off his lazy arse and d

Um, right...

God, if he exists, is a big fucker. Yes, we have nice things like apples and flowers, but we also have parasites, bad bacteria, cancer, etcetera. He's having a bloody good laugh at our expense.

That's pretty much what my mate said.

"I want you to worship me unconditionally"!

"I give you pain and suffering"!!

"You guys are fucking stupid"!

i mean, at least the Devil is honest with you.

Parasites are funky. At least you're never alone ^_^.

I've always wanted to grow a parasite, then preserve it.

So you're balls aren't swelling up gargantuanly on one side and you're not spouting ketchup and mustard jizz?

What's the good news then?

For you baby ... they could be.

Me and my tapeworm I hope someone writes that as a book.

atheism? in my OWF?

Well well well, i thought i was totally fucked, but according to a foreign man who approached me and some friends today, we can be saved by Gaia

Yeah i was pretty skeptical at first, but according to this man His friends didn't heed his warning and are now in a basement shouting:
"Help i've been here for TWO BILLION YEARS,(yes he did indeed say that) and these stupid fucking Wiccans still haven't figured out that our blood is not making their magic work"!!

It was all going swimmingly untill somone i know began thorwing almost unblockable logic at said fellow

FML.

You know what i said under my breath before i posted this blog?

I said: "I bet OANST will have something to say"...

You're so transparent it's amazing.

what is this unpleasantness towards OANST?

I'm reliable. That's all it is.