Totally Smashed

How was that apple?

I went to Wembley recently. It was awesome.

This is such a coincidence, as I have just been watching Rab C. Nesbitt.

That's pretty low. I should know.

You went to Wembley Alex? Why? I went to Wembley earlier this year for football, and that was incredibly awesome.


Oh and, on the apple thing, go for 45 minutes tomorrow. Try and set a record.

So that's what living in the backwaters of London is like. It's exactly like what you've just described. Printed media for bedding and slow fruit consumption.

I like the word Geesers, I will use it to refer to people who train geese for battle.

Wow cool, yeh slow apple eating is very common about these here parts =)

Geeser and geese war, wow that's so cool! =)

Yeh the printed media bedding is well a one off, I feel sorry for hobos!

Any1 ever seen something sad? I have!

A hobo and his dog in a dumpster with puke down his face, I questioned him and he said, "nah mate naw, its the best thing that ever fu***g happened to me!"

Well I questioned him further and he explained that last night (the night before) a drunkard puked on him and this hobo popped up and went, "what the f*** do you think your doing? I'm living here"

The man ran off going "puke is alive"! omg can u imagine?