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Hahahahahahaha

Posted 08-23-2009 at 01:19 AM by Strike Witch
Hahahahahahahhaha

Ahahahah

In actual fact I just hung out at my GF's place for a few days.
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Jordan's Avatar
While we were mourning over the loss of a valued member, you were busy spooning and doing who knows what with your lover.

It's great to see you back.
Posted 08-23-2009 at 02:44 AM by Jordan

Leto's Avatar
Still keeping in the true spirit of OWF (same sex relations).

Jizzerations.
Posted 08-23-2009 at 03:15 AM by Leto

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Details.
Posted 08-23-2009 at 03:38 AM by Wings of Fire

Strike Witch's Avatar
What details? movies, sex, sleep, the usual shit.
Posted 08-23-2009 at 03:40 AM by Strike Witch

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Wow you suck at details.
Posted 08-23-2009 at 03:48 AM by Wings of Fire

Alcar's Avatar
We want pics!

Alcar...
Posted 08-23-2009 at 04:08 AM by Alcar

shaman's Avatar
^ I agree with this man.
Posted 08-23-2009 at 04:08 AM by shaman

MA's Avatar
fucking hello.
Posted 08-23-2009 at 07:13 AM by MA

Wil's Avatar
Hello liar.
Posted 08-23-2009 at 07:15 AM by Wil

Laser's Avatar
You're right, Strike bitch does roll off the tounge better and is now more appropriate than ever
Posted 08-23-2009 at 07:37 AM by Laser

Sekto Springs's Avatar
I disagree, there's a glottal stop in "strike bitch". How about just "bitch"?
Posted 08-23-2009 at 08:12 AM by Sekto Springs

used:)'s Avatar
Ha, I won't fall for this. You just wanted see how much ass-kissing we'd do to try and make you come back.
Posted 08-23-2009 at 08:51 AM by used:)

Havoc's Avatar
Goddamnit.
Posted 08-23-2009 at 11:49 AM by Havoc

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I am going to murder you
Posted 08-23-2009 at 12:30 PM by Mac Sirloin

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
You don't know the half of it.
Posted 08-23-2009 at 01:04 PM by Bullet Magnet

mr.odd's Avatar
well fuck.
Posted 08-23-2009 at 01:09 PM by mr.odd

Anonyman!'s Avatar
I think Used is right.

BUT STILL THIS IS WHY YOU DONT TRUST LESBIANS
Posted 08-23-2009 at 02:21 PM by Anonyman!

used:)'s Avatar
Oh Goddamnit, Nony changed his avatar back.
Posted 08-23-2009 at 05:49 PM by used:)

Nate's Avatar
What Strike Witch doesn't know is that we recently amended the rules to make 'Declaring yourself leaving and then returning' an infractible offence. Given her past infractions, don't expect to see her logging on any time in the next two and a half months.
Posted 08-23-2009 at 07:16 PM by Nate

used:)'s Avatar
When did you start calling warnings "infractions"?
Posted 08-23-2009 at 07:34 PM by used:)

Nate's Avatar
About three years ago, when vBulletin (I think) 3.0 came out and included an infraction system. I'll let Max explain why the term is lexically incorrect.
Posted 08-23-2009 at 07:47 PM by Nate

Anonyman!'s Avatar
You honestly banned her?

Now I'm pissed again.
Posted 08-23-2009 at 08:18 PM by Anonyman!

Strike Witch's Avatar
I'm banned?
Posted 08-23-2009 at 10:32 PM by Strike Witch

Strike Witch's Avatar
WOAH

I gotta say my goodbyes!

And then I gotta figure out how to safeguard my holdings.

Wings of Fire, defend my fastness with all the Orcs you can muster!
Posted 08-23-2009 at 10:33 PM by Strike Witch

MA's Avatar
so does that mean AG gets an infraction?

ALSO GOODBYE AGAIN.
Posted 08-24-2009 at 12:59 AM by MA

Nate's Avatar
AG submitted himself to various perverse acts to retain his freedom. I'd have been willing to let Strike Witch do the same, but she would be physically incapable of performing the specific physical challenges.
Posted 08-24-2009 at 01:47 AM by Nate

Alcar's Avatar
I hereby pass Employee Lounge Resolution #1337 forbidding Strike Witch from being prevented access to the OWF.

Alcar...
Posted 08-24-2009 at 01:55 AM by Alcar

Strike Witch's Avatar
But...Orcs...Mustering?

Oh, hell.
Posted 08-24-2009 at 02:05 AM by Strike Witch

Nate's Avatar
:
I hereby pass Employee Lounge Resolution #1337 forbidding Strike Witch from being prevented access to the OWF.
Congratulations. You have now handed her a golden exemption from any infractioning.

So, Strike Witch, I'd suggest you spam the place up as much as you can before he comes to his senses and passes Resolution #1338
Posted 08-24-2009 at 04:21 AM by Nate

Wil's Avatar
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About three years ago, when vBulletin (I think) 3.0 came out and included an infraction system. I'll let Max explain why the term is lexically incorrect.
In normal language, an infraction is what the person performs when they break the rules. They infract the rules. vBulletin has decided to invert the term to refer to what moderators issue to those who break the rules. We give them an infraction, a concept that, given the proper meaning of the word, makes no sense.

I tried for a while to get everyone to use the word "reprimand" instead, but it didn't catch on. Now I use the bastardized "infract" grudgingly.

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So, Strike Witch, I'd suggest you spam the place up as much as you can before he comes to his senses and passes Resolution #1338
I am going to define the word 'leeb' as a cross between a leet and a noob. I don't know what this really means.
Posted 08-24-2009 at 06:47 AM by Wil

 

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