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Cool Japanese Toys I buy.

Posted 08-09-2009 at 03:14 AM by Strike Witch
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So I just got this chick:



This is Leina, from Queen's Blade, an 'erotic-combat-book-game', and also total fanservice anime. I bought her because she has a great sculpt, tons of joints, a cool sword, and her totally stylized impractical armour, which consists of a g-string, two chunks of metal, a left-hand metal gauntlet and metal leggings, all held together by a crap-ton of belts. Seriously, I wonder how long it takes her to get into this shit, let alone remove them at the end of a hard day of erotic fighting.
Her backstory is in her fantasy land, a rich family of nobles has a long tradition of marrying off the favourite daughter to others for political alliances. Leina, being this favourite daughter, decides Fuck That Shit and steals some legendary armour and sword from the castle's armoury before escaping into the world to become the Vagrant Warrior Leina. Also she totally wears an Obi-Wan robe when not erotically-fighting. Anyway.

She's a really fun figure, what with her aforementioned sword. She also has a shield and a scabbard to put the sword in. Useful.
What is less useful is the Ero-Parts.
Yes, she actually has parts to show her losing an Ero-fight. An additional face with her blushing and mouth agape from the...intrusion? and a swappable front armour piece that has been cut down the middle to show off her tits a bit.
But you may have realised that the swappable front armour piece would reveal her barbie-style formless lumps, right?


Wrong.

All in all, she's a nice figure if you resist the urge to Tits of GTFO her all the time.
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Please tell me she has swappable pants as well.
Posted 08-09-2009 at 03:16 AM by Nemo

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Sorry, her Viking G-string is molded on.
Posted 08-09-2009 at 03:17 AM by Strike Witch

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Japanese toys? Those toys were made in China darling.
Posted 08-09-2009 at 10:08 AM by Pilot

used:)'s Avatar
Why, I can even see the imbedded fingerprints of those eight-year old kids.
Posted 08-09-2009 at 10:34 AM by used:)

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Is that a sort of high-tech battle tested nipple-bra?
Posted 08-09-2009 at 10:49 AM by Pilot

Also, thank you for telling me which anime to look for.
Posted 08-09-2009 at 10:59 AM by Nemo

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Japanese toys? Those toys were made in China darling.
Actually, they're mass-produced in china. The actual sculpting, design, box-art, nipple-ratio-ing, was all done by some guy in Japan.
Posted 08-09-2009 at 12:00 PM by Strike Witch

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
You are now aware that your nipples would chafe off.
Posted 08-09-2009 at 08:44 PM by Mac Sirloin

 

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