You insipid fuckers (Now with less you and more me)

Man, just being on here is making me miserable. Seriously. Fuck this place.
Alrighty.
To be clearer, a lot of the threads have lost anything interesting to me. It's boring. Real boring. So boring, in fact, that I get frustrated that I can't post anything that would remove the boringality without acting like a huge angry douche. I'm not throwing a hissy fit and whining about how I'll leave, god knows I've done that enough, I'm just being honest. I don't feel compelled to write because it seems like MA is the only one who gives a shit about it. Not to nay-say you, MA, I appreciate that you have stuck with it. I keep staying awake until 4 AM like the tremendous bumblefuck summer makes me, my sisters won't feed the animals unless I mention it (I cleaned up on the first night, wherein the animals weren't fed until 1 AM). I'm sick of this shit. The gas at our house has turned off, my parents, who are in New York until Friday (from monday) left us without any 20L water bottles (we use a cooler). Some lady called on Tuesday alleging that my dad owes her a divorce settlement that she payed him for 4 years ago, and that she's charging him with fraud. The man needs to get his shit together, and much as I love him, I don't want to turn out like him. I want to work god damn it, oh and guess what? Tomorrow, the one day of the week I volunteer at the SVDP...the gas fuckers are hooking up the gas again, and guess who has to make sure they do it by staying home all day?
To summarize:

But on the bright side...
-My dad needs my help in a little over a week at an event, meaning I get more sponduli and can buy a bigger bag to put things I shoplift in.
-I might have a job waiting for my at the local Microplay in August.
-There is nothing to stop me from exercising or otherwise occupying myself while the gas people dick around at our pump for half an hour.
-There's a chance that we're hosting a party tomorrow, meaning I can waltz around with my Vodka-travel mug and bum fireworks from people.
-God knows I can always find something to take apart and fix.

But seriously, give me some constructive criticism or something.