ROOOOOOT BEEEEEEEEEER

You know whats even better? A root beer float.

Root beer is one of the few sodas I like. Plus, I generally like to drink it with a cheeseburger.

YES on the root beer float.

I like the A&W restaurant in Boulder City. Their root beer floats are fucking amazing.

Most of the A&W restaurants have closed around here. I used to love to go to the car shows when they'd have the cruise nights.

I have been reliably informed tonight that Chucky Cheese restaurants do actually exist and are not, as I previously thought, a British urban rumour to demonstrate the eccentricity of Americans.

I...I truly don't know what to say.

Also yeah, root beer is naise.

I think there might be one left here in Vegas, but it's complete shit and is a joint restaurant with a Long John Silvers. Anyways, there's never been a cruise night at any of the ones down here as far as I know, and if there were I was too young to remember.

Edit: Dammit, I type too slow.

Holy Christ Joe.... yeah i went to those as a kid and watched the animatronic beests on stage sing the Chuck E CHEEZ theme song. Also went to several friend's birthdays there. AND PLAYED IN THE BALL PIT THAT SMELLED LIKE PEE OH MY GAWD

I mean, can you imagine a BALL PIT smelling like PEE? It boggles the MIND. All those kids whipping their wee wees out and wizzin away... though the nets and onto the dining patrons??? Christ!

SB: Yeah it's probably going the way of all the other A&Ws from the sound of it. What happened was eventually you couldn't order in English and there was loud Mexican music blasting from the kitchen. Then they closed. It's happened to a few Wendy's here too.

Hah, that's what's happening to all the Carl's Jr.'s and Jack in the Boxes. We are slowly being invaded.

Well of course we are. We don't do anything about it but whine so of course we're being invaded.

The sad thing about the places like Chuck E Cheez that are just huge jungle gyms is that a lot of child molestation happens.

Yeah, a lot by other children

Really? That's awesome. I could have been playing in piss and pedophile jizz!

Naturally you'd be enjoying that better than a high pressure urine stream in your face from an infant dick poking toward you through the net.

Sounds like a blast.

My friend works as Chucky in the local Chucky Cheeses.

She just might be a pedo.

More than one can fit in that suit.


Trust me. It's disturbing when you see a bare ass hanging out of Chuck E's mouth.

I FUCKING LOVED CHUCK E CHEESES

I didn't, every time I went there the ticket muncher would steal my tickets, and once I found rat poison in the tubes.

I only went there a few times as a kid, but I played the Jurassic Park game and rode the bicycle helicopter, twas awesome.

I used to get hella tickets by playing the kiddie basketball game. I'd just reach over the plexi and drop the basketballs in.

Haha, I did that once and got jumped by a bunch of little kids. NEVER AGAIN. I usually get all my tickets wasting my life on skii ball and that one arcade game with the bear and the squirrels and the apples....

Ski Ball is the token WHORE of all games. Get one ticket. Two if your lucky.

But its soooo addicting.

I pushed kids into the ball pit, then ran off. I wasn't fast, but I was a sneaky little bastard, so I'd hide under a slide or something. I stayed away from the jungle gym though, and stuck to the arcade. I'd usually just watch older kids play. I was too pessimistic, even at that age, to think I could get any significant amount of tickets.

I forgot about ball pits, an old movie rental place had one. And I loved it.

I have never tried root beer.

Neither.

The Chuck E Cheese that we go to has the big ass, sit down Mario Kart arcade game. There are two seats and you can play against the other person, so Abbey and I like to play that. However, April has to work Abbey's foot pedals since her feet don't reach them.

Personally, I always preferred Major Magic's, but most of those have gone out of business.