Okay so lately I've been looking into upgrading the stupid piece of shit equipment my mom once bought from some slick sales guy. Surely you've seen the commercials for Bose sound systems, the 3-2-1 system that claims to create a perfect surround sound by bouncing sounds off the walls. Well that's not the set we're talking about now but it has the same principle.
Seriously, does Bose really believe that pointing a speaker at the wall (
) makes the sound bounce around like a pool ball and creates perfect surround when done right? Puhlease, you can NOT. I repeat: You can
NOT!!!! get perfect surround sound with only 2 speakers bouncing sounds out on the bloody wall!!!
You know what happens when you bounce sound on a wall? It's get muffled. So when the sound reaches your ears it sounds like James Bond just took a large dildo up his ass begging you to please just kill him because he doesn't want to sound that way for a second longer.
So, if any of you kids every want to get a fancy set of speakers for your living room or whatever hear my advice:
BOSE SUCKS!!!
