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God damn it mom.

Posted 07-08-2009 at 03:27 PM by Nemo
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[16:11:00] Nemo - The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the Canadians. says:
I hate my mother.

[16:11:10] Chris Shitouttaluck - Manliness Incarnate says:
Whyyy

[16:11:31] Nemo - The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the Canadians. says:
She treats me like anything I do without her nagging me will fall apart.

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[16:12:21] Nemo - The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the Canadians. says:
Like, today, I didn't feel like going to college because I had an incredibly bad headache and spent half the day feeling miserable.

[16:12:40] Chris Shitouttaluck - Manliness Incarnate says:
So she's acting like its the end of the universe?

[16:13:14] Nemo - The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the Canadians. says:
Her response? Yell at me for half an hour about how I need to get ready for class because having a humour means you're perfectly healthy and fuck you you made that headache shit up.

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[16:14:22] Chris Shitouttaluck - Manliness Incarnate says:
Punch her

[16:14:23] Chris Shitouttaluck - Manliness Incarnate says:
In the vagina

[16:14:29] Nemo - The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the Canadians. says:
And so when my stepdad tried to defend me and point out that it really wouldn't hurt my grade at all, she yelled at him that if he was alright with me not going to school, then me failing would be his responsability, even though I've got pretty much the rest of the semester covered.

[16:14:41] Chris Shitouttaluck - Manliness Incarnate says:
:/

[16:14:43] Chris Shitouttaluck - Manliness Incarnate says:
Seriously

[16:14:46] Chris Shitouttaluck - Manliness Incarnate says:
Kick her in the tits

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[16:15:16] Nemo - The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the Canadians. says:
The ONLY thing that isn't atleast a C on my grade sheet is the midterm, and I was horribly sick that day.

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[16:16:06] Nemo - The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the Canadians. says:
And then she once again threatens that I can either do everything she says or I can leave and be homeless.

[16:16:25] Nemo - The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the Canadians. says:
It's too bad she's never been in an argument, or she'd realize that I would probably do that to make a point.

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[16:16:33] Nemo - The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the Canadians. says:
Argument with me*

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[16:16:37] Chris Shitouttaluck - Manliness Incarnate says:
Just ignore her shit

[16:16:40] Chris Shitouttaluck - Manliness Incarnate says:
She's bieng a horrible cow

[16:17:24] Nemo - The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the Canadians. says:
So, just in case I disappear, it might be because I took her up on her fucking offer and left.

[16:17:41] Chris Shitouttaluck - Manliness Incarnate says:
Warning received

[16:17:44] Chris Shitouttaluck - Manliness Incarnate says:
I hope it doesnt come to that
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Comments

joshkrz's Avatar
I think we all get that, some more than others.

Your mates a bit... excessive, if some one talked about my mum like that I would fuck them up, mate or no mate.
Posted 07-08-2009 at 03:35 PM by joshkrz
Updated 07-08-2009 at 03:44 PM by joshkrz

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Welcome to wangstville, population: You and millions of other fuckers.

You live in her house you should abide by her rules.

She's just worrying about you as all mothers do.

Man the fuck up.
Posted 07-08-2009 at 03:35 PM by Wings of Fire

It's not about her rules, it's that she doesn't see me as anything other than a fucking grade.
Posted 07-08-2009 at 03:44 PM by Nemo

joshkrz's Avatar
Oh well we don't all get that.
Posted 07-08-2009 at 03:45 PM by joshkrz

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Yeah, that's called caring too much.
Posted 07-08-2009 at 03:45 PM by Wings of Fire

Alcar's Avatar
Leave. Live at the College in the basement.

Alcar...
Posted 07-08-2009 at 03:57 PM by Alcar

Well, the college does have an old fallout shelter below it...
Posted 07-08-2009 at 04:04 PM by Nemo

Anonyman!'s Avatar
Live in the fallout shelter.

Use resources.

When actual nuclear apocalypse arrives, everyone will rush to the bomb shelter and starve to death.
Posted 07-08-2009 at 05:07 PM by Anonyman!

shaman's Avatar
Don't take my advice on the subject, i'm a vengeful little bastard so costly and tactically unwise moves are totally acceptable from my point of veiw when i'm in a piss.
Posted 07-08-2009 at 05:09 PM by shaman

used:)'s Avatar
Poor baby.

Anyway, just give it some time and all will come right.
Posted 07-08-2009 at 05:13 PM by used:)
Updated 07-08-2009 at 05:39 PM by used:)

Nate's Avatar
That was the most irritating thing I've ever had to read on these forums. You didn't consider editing it to remove all the bullshit leaving/joining conversation messages? What about your dumbarse MSN aliases that take up a whole line? Next time, edit them down to A SINGLE FUCKING WORD. That would halve the time it took to read your inane blog.

Fuck!





As for the actual content of the blog; she does sound a little excessive. I'd recommend just tiptoeing around her a bit. Also, try to avoid letting her know what you should be doing so that she doesn't know when you're avoiding it.

And I'd recommend kicking your friend in the nuts.
Posted 07-08-2009 at 05:20 PM by Nate

shaman's Avatar
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That was the most irritating thing I've ever had to read on these forums. You didn't consider editing it to remove all the bullshit leaving/joining conversation messages? What about your dumbarse MSN aliases that take up a whole line? Next time, edit them down to A SINGLE FUCKING WORD. That would halve the time it took to read your inane blog.

Fuck!
Well you can just stay in that drawer negative nancy.
Posted 07-08-2009 at 05:23 PM by shaman

Pilot's Avatar
I suggest not listening to any of these fruitcakes because whatever you choose to do will be fine anyway.
Posted 07-08-2009 at 05:33 PM by Pilot

joshkrz's Avatar
Nate's idea sounds like the best thing to do aswell as kicking your mate in the cock, he does sound like a tosser.
Posted 07-08-2009 at 05:37 PM by joshkrz
Updated 07-08-2009 at 05:47 PM by joshkrz

Pilot's Avatar
At first I thought you typed 'licking your mate in the cock.'

Then I read it again and was like, "Oh."
Posted 07-08-2009 at 05:44 PM by Pilot

Wings of Fire's Avatar
See I read kissing, it wasn't just you.
Posted 07-08-2009 at 06:37 PM by Wings of Fire

Pilot's Avatar
We think alike.

You're giving me more ideas.
Posted 07-08-2009 at 06:45 PM by Pilot

I'm one of those guys who get incredibly emotional about something the moment it happens, and then I don't care half an hour later.
Posted 07-08-2009 at 07:55 PM by Nemo

Wings of Fire's Avatar
Shallow? Superficial? I can't think of any positive interpretations?
Posted 07-08-2009 at 08:02 PM by Wings of Fire

Pilot's Avatar
Phony.
Posted 07-08-2009 at 08:24 PM by Pilot

Nate's Avatar
I would have said that it just means he doesn't bear grudges. Which is a good thing.
Posted 07-08-2009 at 11:13 PM by Nate

Terrible for making points, though.
Posted 07-09-2009 at 12:33 AM by Nemo

joshkrz's Avatar
Ditto.
Posted 07-09-2009 at 03:09 AM by joshkrz

used:)'s Avatar
Sensitive.
Posted 07-09-2009 at 03:50 AM by used:)

NelspikeTX's Avatar
Just like my mom. Stresses over nothing. Ah, and won't go to sleep until I'm home when I go out at night.

Kick in the tits? You might as well not hurt her that much. XD OMG TITS
Posted 07-09-2009 at 04:45 AM by NelspikeTX

 

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