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Zombies,Tips and tactics how to survive them.

Posted 06-24-2009 at 09:22 PM by Rampage48
Well im bored so:

1:Blades dont need reloading.
2:use your head,Cut off theirs.
3:Get up the staircase,then destroy it.
4:Know your outbreak.
5:Headshots are a must!
6:forget the pets,Save yourself.
7:{Gone fishing.}
8:fire=not your friend.
9:The only thing worse than a zombie chasing you,Is a zombie chasing you while its on fire.
10:Follow everything listed below.
11: prepare once news starts.
12:Check your barricades everyday.
13:use earplugs.Zombie moans will drive you insane.
14:sleep lightly.
15:your best friends are guns and blades.
16: Dont trust anyone.
17:If someone in your group is bitten,Kill them immeidiatly or Restrain them and keep checking in on them.As soon as they show they've transformed.Terminate them.
18:Explosives will make a path through a horde,But not kill them.
19:Always stay alert.
20:Most importantly:Survive.
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MA's Avatar
Shaun of the Dead all over again. blunt objects.
Posted 06-25-2009 at 12:44 AM by MA

Leto's Avatar
Word on the street is that if you rub their groinal regions, they fall to the ground in a groaning daze.
Posted 06-25-2009 at 02:18 AM by Leto

shaman's Avatar
Thank you, this will be very useful as Bristol's zombie apocolypse has just started.

off i go up the stairs.

shaman.
Posted 06-25-2009 at 02:48 AM by shaman

used:)'s Avatar
Hmm, did you take this straight from the Zombie Survival Guide? It all sounds vaguely familiar.
Posted 06-25-2009 at 04:47 AM by used:)

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I can guarantee you that he did. Fuck.
Posted 06-25-2009 at 05:19 AM by Mac Sirloin

Laser's Avatar
Use Plants, they are very effective Versus Zombies

Espically the Chili
Posted 06-25-2009 at 06:38 AM by Laser

shaman's Avatar
You are all fools, all you have to do is hide out in a mall for months on end and you'll be fine
Posted 06-25-2009 at 07:54 AM by shaman

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
So, you haven't watched Dawn of the Dead?
Posted 06-25-2009 at 08:01 AM by Mac Sirloin

Rampage48's Avatar
too all of you who think i ripped off the ZSG its only the first 3 the others i thought of. the ZSG may have given me some inspiration but still its not completly ripped.
Posted 06-25-2009 at 09:18 AM by Rampage48

OddjobAbe's Avatar
Don't worry, we don't care.

And that's "to all of you".
Posted 06-25-2009 at 09:23 AM by OddjobAbe

MA's Avatar
there he goes again.

i hope you learned something Rampage48.
Posted 06-25-2009 at 10:44 AM by MA

OANST's Avatar
Yes. the moral in this case is certainly "We don't care". It's likely that we never will.
Posted 06-25-2009 at 10:46 AM by OANST

Wings of Fire's Avatar
All this Z Day shit goes completely over my head.
Posted 06-25-2009 at 12:15 PM by Wings of Fire

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Given that the traditional zombie is impossible due to the requirement of oxygen and glucose and thus working circulatory, respiratory and digestive systems for basic movement, real zombies must exhibit some novel solutions to these issues and thus have properties no fiction could have possibly accounted for. Therefore not only will the authorities initial confused inaction cost lives, but over-confident civilian zombie-fans will get themselves killed also.
Posted 06-25-2009 at 05:08 PM by Bullet Magnet

used:)'s Avatar
When I first learned about Ebola, I heard that it takes out the higher brain functions, making the person zombie-like. I now know this is an exaggeration, but if there was such a virus...

Zombieism has been thought to be viral in some works.
Posted 06-25-2009 at 07:46 PM by used:)

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
I remember being terrified of Ebola because of the seccond Tomb Raider Movie.

I was going to say something unpleasant about BM's post but then I shaved my neckbeard and took off the fedora.
Posted 06-25-2009 at 11:28 PM by Mac Sirloin

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Given that the traditional zombie is impossible due to the requirement of oxygen and glucose and thus working circulatory, respiratory and digestive systems for basic movement, real zombies must exhibit some novel solutions to these issues and thus have properties no fiction could have possibly accounted for. Therefore not only will the authorities initial confused inaction cost lives, but over-confident civilian zombie-fans will get themselves killed also.
Fucking killjoy.
Posted 06-26-2009 at 05:33 AM by shaman

 

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