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CG: WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS, MORON.
AG: Not even h8 friends?
CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.

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Heh, ball jokes...

Posted 11-05-2007 at 03:19 PM by scrab queen

Well, today in science class, we were learning about newton's laws. At the end of the speech, he took out those ball clicker thingies. Me and my partial freind (who's name I forgot, but I like to call him caboose in my mind) were laughing our asses off at how easily amused the rest of the class was. They started cheering when he lifted two on each side of the row.

He's a fun teacher, thay guy, so he made a comment about how we got easily excitedand we'd all go home and say "Mommy! Daddy! I saw Newton's balls today!" He started laughing.

I still can't stop laughing, and now I think i'll start to supress laughter every time I see one of those contraptions. That is the best unintended teacher pun I have ever heard.

I almost had the urge to yell "stop touching Newton's balls!" at the kids who were gatherd at the desk messing with them.

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