Update On My Chesticles

So I went to the doc's on...Thursday? I think. Waited ages as usual.

Got my shirt off, used the stethoscope, and the good news is its nothing cardiovascular.

Apparently its possible muscle spasms, potentially due to overcoming a viral infection. I also suspect it could just be beneath-surface bruising, perhaps from my brag strap.

he also said it could be hormonal, which puzzled me. I wasn't aware guys got hormonal pains in that area. Maybe I need to breastfeed.




Also I was accosted and faux-flirted with by some random group of girls yesterday. I was most perplexed as it was so random. Still, they were flattering themselves, not my type at all. [/Excessive Macho Ego]