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A short story.

Posted 06-01-2009 at 05:10 AM by Strike Witch
Both Sisters: Yellow
Younger Sister: Red
Older Sister: Purple
Maid: White
Villager: Gray



Once there were three inhabitants of a large mansion known as Scarlet Devil Mansion. Two vampire sisters lived there, as well as their hard-working maid, Sakuya.

One day...

Sakuya, Since you've been working so hard, let's go drink tea in the private outdoor room this weekend.

Maid! Knee Socks! Padded Bra! Maid! Knee Socks! Padded Bra!

It's not padded! I've got my ways!

Maid! Knee Socks! Padded Bra! Maid! Knee Socks! Padded Bra!

They're not padded, it's all natural!

Maid! Knee Socks! Padded Bra! Maid! Knee Socks! Padded Bra!

Please give me a break!

Whips, or Candle Wax?
Oh, how about XXX?

...I'm feeling tired all of a sudden.

We should have parties outside more often
We'll give our maid, Sakuya, a big prize! How will she feel about our thanks?

Hey, what's the look for? The tea is not ready yet!

Oh forget about the tea, more importantly, don't you have nice big eyelashes..?

Oh, Please stop~
Oh it's okay, isn't it~
No, not there!
Ooh, they're so soft!
Take out your padding...and be honest!
I told you, they're real!
Our commotion runs deep into the night... And when the morning comes...we don't even notice!

Aaaaaah!

Maid! Knee Socks! Padded Bra! Maid! Knee Socks! Padded Bra! Maid! Knee Socks! Padded Bra! Maid! Knee Socks! Padded Bra!

I, I'll tell you exactly what happened...Outside the Scarlet Devil Mansion, the Vampires were sexually harassing their maid! Through rabbit ears, cat ears, other tasteless things like that...

Maid! Knee Socks! Padded Bra! Maid! Knee Socks! Padded Bra! Maid! Knee Socks! Padded Bra! Maid! Knee Socks! Padded Bra!

I feel like I'm seen a much scarier side of the Scarlet Sisters....

...Maybe this isn't so bad after all...
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Mac Sirloin's Avatar
So I read three lines and...

Yeah...
Posted 06-01-2009 at 06:35 AM by Mac Sirloin

MAID! KNEE SOCKS! PADDED BRA!
Posted 06-01-2009 at 09:11 AM by Nemo

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I DON'T UNDERSTAND BUT THAT'S OKAY
Posted 06-01-2009 at 10:35 AM by Bullet Magnet

Slog Bait's Avatar
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND BUT THAT'S OKAY
This. Haha, literally that's exactly what I was going to say.
Posted 06-01-2009 at 11:37 PM by Slog Bait

Strike Witch's Avatar


How about a musical version? I did that from memory, not bad eh?
Posted 06-02-2009 at 01:57 PM by Strike Witch

 

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