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Tsurupettan

Posted 05-31-2009 at 03:23 AM by Strike Witch
Ever wondered what the lyrics meant?

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan

becomes:

Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Flat, flat, flat-chested

Today I'll sneakily hide in the trees again and keep stalking Reimu!! (Stalking!!)
I'll wait and steal some of the bean buns and sacred wines from the offerings
The little girl who throws parties every three days is actually a really heavy drinker
She sticks out her arms when she runs, is she going for the cute look?
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OddjobAbe's Avatar
Sounds like something that one of the nutjobs over at the Flat Earth Society would write.
Posted 05-31-2009 at 05:47 AM by OddjobAbe

MA's Avatar
you really hate the Flat Earth Society, dont you?

dont blame you. IDIOTS.
Posted 05-31-2009 at 06:43 AM by MA

I already knew this, but damn I love the song.
Posted 05-31-2009 at 06:45 AM by Nemo

OddjobAbe's Avatar
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you really hate the Flat Earth Society, dont you?

dont blame you. IDIOTS.
You should hear their shit arguments when you try to explain. I remember telling my brother about them. He made an account calling himself "Flatter" or something, and tried to take the piss. One of them told him "tl;dr". The other told him to go fuck himself. Another one claimed that they'd been on a trek to the edge of the world. Apparently, they didn't make it, but their friends did. How convenient.
As a matter fact, me and my brother were considering going 'round and roughing them up a bit.

I don't wish this on anyone, but I hope that they're all skinned alive, and have their muscles torn out with chains, making them bleed to death.
Posted 05-31-2009 at 03:17 PM by OddjobAbe
Updated 05-31-2009 at 03:27 PM by OddjobAbe

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
It would be more appropriate to hope that somehow their bodily polarity switched to repel themselves from Earth, leaving their last, suffocating sight a round and cheeky Earth.
Posted 05-31-2009 at 07:20 PM by Mac Sirloin

OddjobAbe's Avatar
That would be much better, and teach them an even better lesson. Good thinking, Batman.
Posted 06-01-2009 at 02:34 AM by OddjobAbe

MA's Avatar
trust me OddjobAbe, i laughed.

a trek to 'the edge of the world'?! fucking stupid.
Posted 06-01-2009 at 07:47 AM by MA

 

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