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Posted 05-28-2009 at 02:50 AM by Strike Witch


So Japanese it hurts.

Also 50 points if you can sit through the whole thing.
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Laser's Avatar
May I ask, why the hell does a 12 year old girl grow some sort of brown ears and use a grenade launcher when she sees an electric storm?
Posted 05-28-2009 at 04:22 AM by Laser

Wil's Avatar
You’re missing the point. It’s about showcasing the human condition!
Posted 05-28-2009 at 05:11 AM by Wil

T-nex's Avatar
Seems like something I'd watch....
Posted 05-28-2009 at 06:31 AM by T-nex

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Do they really need human and canine/feline/hyaenid ears? Particularly when these superfluous chimaeric pinnae are clearly non-functional given that there is only (one should hope) telencephalon where additional middle and inner ear structures would be required for functionality. Their rapid growth would also indicate poor structural integrity, indeed, the wind speeds they would have to endure would surely rip them off, undifferentiated dermal tissue they would be composed of, without any sensation of pain. There is also a remarkable lack of hair loss associated with the trauma subjected to the scalp for this transformation, and very rapid fur growth, which is particularly improbable.

And the distortion of the spinal column for the other entirely unnecessary and vestigial feature is particularly troublesome, if indeed that much of a change is even able to be appropriated.


And I have serious reservations about the lift-to-weight ratio of those tiny rotary blades on the ankles, especially since there is a conspicuous lack of any motor or similar driving device on account of there being leg anatomy in the way.

And Newton's laws, anyone? I notice that none of the guns illicit any sort of recoil which, given that they are not in contact with the ground, should propel them backwards and disrupt their flight patterns significantly. Similarly, the rocket launchers, which fire rockets that are self-propelled, should have no recoil at all, and yet...

Are they official military? Mercenaries? How old are these girls? Where are their families?



However, props to those few witches who remembered to finish getting dressed this morning. Isn't the one on the far left the captain of the Tuatha de Danaan?
Posted 05-28-2009 at 06:56 AM by Bullet Magnet
Updated 05-28-2009 at 11:06 AM by Bullet Magnet

Jordan's Avatar
Oh damn, I should have known!
Posted 05-28-2009 at 10:46 AM by Jordan

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
shitsux
Posted 05-28-2009 at 11:04 AM by Mac Sirloin

AlexFili's Avatar
So it's about girls that don't wear pants who shoot giant flying robots? That's kinda cool I guess. Needs more tentacles though.
Posted 05-28-2009 at 11:57 AM by AlexFili

Strike Witch's Avatar
Basically, it's alternate universe 1939. A bunch of strange alien things called Neuroi have invaded and already destroyed most of Europe.

The magic powers of Witches are the key, so those clever scientists invented the Striker Unit, a magic-amplifying plane-leg weapon. Or something. Witches manifest ears and tails when they use their magic, so as long as they're in the amplifier, they tend to have them. Witches produce a magical field that tends to protect them from getting knocked around too much, also the Striker Unit makes them strong enough to hold and swing those guns around with no recoil.

"Strike Witches takes place in an altered version of Earth, ravaged by the Neuroi. Several large pieces of Earth's landmasses have been obliterated (with Europe and Africa being the most intact), drastically altering the appearance of the planet in comparison to its real-life counterpart. The nations which the main characters hail from are also based on major world powers of the time albeit with different names and altered territories.

Japan is known as Fuso Empire, the United States is the United States of Liberion, Germany is Imperial Karlsland, France is Gallia, Great Britain is the Commonwealth of Britannia, the Soviet Union is the Orussia Empire, modern Italy is split between the Duchies of Romagna and Venezia, Finland is Suomus, Norway and Sweden are Baltland."

The Witches are the 501st Joint Fighter Wing, all of them are young adults who are also fighter aces, except for the younger ones who were scouted for their magic power. Also, they're all named after real-world historical Aces.

To their credit, the animators also go out of the way to show that almost all other girls who aren't old people also bare their legs, so I've shrugged it off as a social thing and now it doesn't affect me anymore.
Posted 05-28-2009 at 12:14 PM by Strike Witch

used:)'s Avatar
What will the Japanese think of next?
Posted 05-28-2009 at 12:53 PM by used:)

shaman's Avatar
As it turns out, a space elevator...
Posted 05-28-2009 at 01:05 PM by shaman

mr.odd's Avatar
strange....

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Needs more tentacles though.
what?
Posted 05-28-2009 at 01:41 PM by mr.odd

Slog Bait's Avatar
I think I died a bit on the inside.
Posted 05-28-2009 at 02:21 PM by Slog Bait

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
As a feminist, I demand a token guy in the strike witches.
Posted 05-28-2009 at 03:23 PM by Bullet Magnet

used:)'s Avatar
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As it turns out, a space elevator...
Yay for South Park.
Posted 05-28-2009 at 08:34 PM by used:)

Voodoo Hand's Avatar
Wow, thanks for clearing that up.
Here I though the whole time that it was about a labor dispute involving The International Brotherhood of Witches local 714
Posted 05-30-2009 at 05:14 AM by Voodoo Hand

Emesdee's Avatar
Wow, I remember this show. Didn't it end with a giant flying ship blowing up the moon or something?
Posted 05-25-2011 at 12:24 AM by Emesdee

 

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