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Twelve facts

Posted 05-15-2009 at 02:46 PM by shaman
Here are twelve facts
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts.


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Total Comments 14

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Wings of Fire's Avatar
I hated myself when I grinned.
Posted 05-15-2009 at 02:57 PM by Wings of Fire

MA's Avatar
thats scary stuff.
Posted 05-15-2009 at 03:09 PM by MA

used:)'s Avatar
Wow, you've been to Youtube.
Posted 05-15-2009 at 04:02 PM by used:)

Only a couple of those were true.
Posted 05-15-2009 at 04:08 PM by Nemo

T-nex's Avatar
6 and 12 was wrong.
Posted 05-15-2009 at 05:20 PM by T-nex

Wil's Avatar
I had to hurriedly close the tab to prevent my housemate from using my account to edit your blog to read “Please disregard this because it has transpired that I do indeed suck cocks.”
Posted 05-15-2009 at 06:29 PM by Wil

Havoc's Avatar
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6. Your smiling.
Goddamnit...
Posted 05-15-2009 at 07:01 PM by Havoc

Mac Sirloin's Avatar
YOU'RE
Posted 05-15-2009 at 07:08 PM by Mac Sirloin

Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Your untimely death is now assured, witch.
Posted 05-15-2009 at 09:25 PM by Bullet Magnet

Oddey's Avatar
It wasn't until I got to around the last few facts that they began to be true.

Burn him. He's a witch. Or build a bridge out of him.
Posted 05-16-2009 at 02:17 AM by Oddey

OddjobAbe's Avatar
"Your smiling." - My smiling what? Listen to Kastere. YOU'RE! YOU'RE! YOU'RE!

"Your" refers to something you possess. For example, "Your mustache looks fucking stupid".

"You're" is an abbreviation of "you are". So it would be "you're smiling" which is, in fact, untrue. Most of those were untrue. I would recommend renaming this "12 Guesses".

Oddey, thanks for the Monty Python reference.

NOBODY REPLY NOW THE COMMENTS ARE ON TWELVE
Posted 05-16-2009 at 08:04 AM by OddjobAbe
Updated 05-16-2009 at 11:43 AM by OddjobAbe

Oddey's Avatar
You're welcome.

I was tempted to spell it your... Very tempted.
Posted 05-16-2009 at 11:39 AM by Oddey

shaman's Avatar
you are all very petty...
Posted 05-16-2009 at 12:21 PM by shaman

OddjobAbe's Avatar
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NOBODY REPLY NOW THE COMMENTS ARE ON TWELVE
How very dare you. You ruined it all! Change the title to "14 Guesses".
Posted 05-16-2009 at 12:23 PM by OddjobAbe
Updated 05-16-2009 at 01:26 PM by OddjobAbe

 

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